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noon shine

(noun, colloquial; also as: noonshine, noon-shine)

the lustrous appearance of skin on the face as the body naturally secretes oils throughout the day; the apparent sheen of skin about halfway through the workday as you've begun to break a stress-sweat and also it's humid AF and the boss won't turn up the a/c because it wastes corporate's money; akin to the five o'clock shadow.
Staci keeps blotting paper in her purse to absorb the noon-shine from her forehead before touching up her makeup after lunch.

This looming deadline is giving me a noon shine!

These TPS reports are making me so livid, I'm sweating up a noonshine like a mofo.
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Night in shining armor

When you forge a condom shaped object out of metal to fit around your ding a ling and have anal sex with someone while they poop on the metal condom
Last night my gay fag boyfriend used the knight in shining armor on his best friend
by Georgesbored July 28, 2025
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Shining like a gem

Acronym for the word slag, used to talk bad about someone in front of them without them knowing
“WOW YOU’RE SHINING LIKE A GEM!”
by Dr. Egg man April 30, 2021
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shimmer and shine

a kids show on nickelodeon that made my childhood amazing

if u never watched it before ur life is sad af go watch it rn
Emily: shimmer and shine is such a good kids show!

sara: ikr! its so cute
by lesbianswillruletheworld January 31, 2023
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Shake n’ Shine

When two men shake hands and then proceed to shake each other's wanks. It is a gesture of friendliness and masculinity in Croatia.
"How did your job interview go yesterday?"

"It went swimmingly. I think I really nailed it with my first impression when I greeted my employer with a Shake n’ Shine"
by Sxftware March 25, 2023
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I'm claiming shine

It means you don't believe someone. You either think they are embellishing their abilities to look better or they are downright liars.
You're a rocket scientist yet working at McD's. I'm claiming shine.
Your resume says you have 10 degrees from Harvard and 4 from Oxford. I'm claiming shine.
He says he earns a million dollars a year and only lives in Compton to be close to his family. I'm claiming shine.
by Lady Cham May 25, 2015
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iPhone Shine

Coined initially by Rebecca Felgate on the YouTube channel “Life’s Biggest Questions” in reference to the oddly missing entry in Apple’s smartphone portfolio: The iPhone 9. According to the video, the iPhone is a beauty beyond our comprehension of how phones look in this day in age, being essentially everything and nothing all at once.
I think Rebecca was right: We just aren’t ready for the beautiful iPhone Shine yet as a society.
by Winders 11 April 20, 2018
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