You can wait 'n' wait till clear into mid-May to trim off your itchy bushy Santa-Claus winter beard and you'll have nuthin' but sweltering-skinned moderate-temperature days all along, but if you "break out da Norelco" at any point during dat period, da weather will immediately turn frigid and blustery again, and then you'll have chilly-cheeks syndrome for an entire month!
One good way to minimize da "Murphy's Law of shaving" debacle is to simply wait till da end of March to "mow da lawn" --- dat way, you'll not be so likely to needlessly suffer from extra-warm weather-temps' making your chin and jowls feel like they're inside a blast-furnace, but on da other hand, it will minimize da chances of "freezin' yer face off", too, since there are seldom any significant cold snaps later than three months into da new year.
by QuacksO March 15, 2025
Get the Murphy's Law of shavingmug. The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.
Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'
by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019
Get the Shit Shave Shingle Painmug. Sometimes also known as a Dutch Rub. When one person, usually a male, puts another and most often smaller male in a headlock and then proceeds to rub his knuckles rapidly across the other's scalp with the usual intention of humiliating his victim.
He made fun of me for writing poetry, so I waited until his close friends were present and I gave him a dry shave.
by BigSick March 21, 2022
Get the Dry Shavemug. 1) A camel with no hair.
2) A white girl with a shaved pussy often containing shave burns or bruises.
2) A white girl with a shaved pussy often containing shave burns or bruises.
by T bagking September 20, 2016
Get the Shaved Camelmug. No shave November is where you don’t shave for a whole month so it can keep you warm
1.you start to smell like fish
2.you get crabs
3.you don’t get no man
1.you start to smell like fish
2.you get crabs
3.you don’t get no man
by shanaepissedherpants.xo November 4, 2018
Get the No shave Novembermug. Admission of being another gullible marketing statistic of Gillette with no intention of changing.
From when you received the mac3 razor for free in the mail upon turning 18, going on to spend ass-loads on razors for the rest of your life.
From when you received the mac3 razor for free in the mail upon turning 18, going on to spend ass-loads on razors for the rest of your life.
"Honey please, were on a budget, can you please not pay $15 for 3 razor blades this time?"
"what the hell is a matter with you, I got the razor for free, I'm shaving money"
"what the hell is a matter with you, I got the razor for free, I'm shaving money"
by Clean breaker April 23, 2009
Get the Shaving moneymug. 1) A camel with no hair.
2) A white girl with a shaved pussy often containing shave burns or bruises.
2) A white girl with a shaved pussy often containing shave burns or bruises.
by T bagking September 20, 2016
Get the Shaved Camelmug.