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Shaving the Pitchfork

A sexual term regarding sex which involves triple penetration (anal, vaginal, & oral) with exceptionally small orifices.
I saw a porn with Bridget the Midget taking on three hung pricks at the same time. Talk about shaving the pitchfork!
by ManChildSyndrome October 30, 2015
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Dry Shave

Sometimes also known as a Dutch Rub. When one person, usually a male, puts another and most often smaller male in a headlock and then proceeds to rub his knuckles rapidly across the other's scalp with the usual intention of humiliating his victim.
He made fun of me for writing poetry, so I waited until his close friends were present and I gave him a dry shave.
by BigSick March 21, 2022
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Shit Shave Shingle Pain

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.
Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'
by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019
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Shaved Camel

1) A camel with no hair.
2) A white girl with a shaved pussy often containing shave burns or bruises.
Eg: 1) " can I have a ride on dem shaved camels"
2) " Danny's new girl got the shaved camel yo"
by T bagking September 20, 2016
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shave and crave

when you want to Netflix and chill but you only have Cravetv

Casual sex
Hey gurl, whatchu doin tonight? wanna Shave and Crave? ;)
by Qbaybay June 15, 2018
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iranian shaved ice

When you shave your pubes, freeze them, roll them in a ball and choke a midget with them.
Me and musashi10000 did an iranian shaved ice last night, it was great. They will be missed
by Musashis widow February 2, 2024
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Woody Shavings

When your so turned on,and depressed at the same time,that you go balls deep in a pencil sharpener
My girl just left me think I'mma pull a woody shavings with my pencil sharpener
by San Whorlo February 20, 2018
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