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Retard

Definition 1: An incredibly stupid and fucked up individual who has no real meaning in life and deserves to die alone in bed holding on to Monga.

Definition 2: You. A retard is you. Why the fuck would you search up "Retard" In the urban dictionary you sick fuck.
Person 1: Hey guys, Barney told me that I have ten fingers, but I counted eleventeen. I think Barney is stupid.

Person 2: No you retarded dumb fuck you have only ten fingers are you actually mentally retarded you fucking autist?
by I stole your kid and raped him February 8, 2019
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retard

sam morrison aka lil slump aka king slump aka slumpy.
his brain cells died off and nobody knows exactly why. legend has it to this day his last two brain cells are still fighting to this day.
that slump kid is a real retard
by shlangtheasslicker638 July 1, 2018
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Retard

A very bad word that will get you in a lot of trouble
Person1: Danny’s such a retard.
Person2: Thats not nice, don’t say it.
by LAPIS!! May 21, 2022
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Retard

generally the people looking up the word retard Are retards.
this bitch is a retard bruh
by Johnny cato September 3, 2018
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Retardical

The act of asking a question about a stupid person or group of people when you already know the answer.
Why are our staff so useless?

Sorry mate, why are you asking retardical questions again?
by TopBanana1701 September 19, 2019
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Retard

A stupid person that really annoys you a lot
Crainer is a RETARD
by zxw25(deku) October 24, 2019
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retard

someone who is a total stupid train wreck and eats tide pods at Papa Murphy's.
There was a retard who crashed into a papa murphy's screaming "I NEED TIDE PODS"
by fatguyeatspizza234 October 10, 2018
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