Bad Religion

Best fucking band still out there. Second only to the immortal CLASH.

You hate Bad Religion? Chainsaw meets neck

by punkx017 August 9, 2003

Christian Religion

The only religion in history where you don't have to prove that you are worthy for God. A religion where everyone knows that they have sinned and all you must do is repent and trust in him(God). Remember, not everything in the bible has been proven but nothing has been disproven and a lot has been proven to be true facts.

"You part of the Christian religion?"
"Yeah"

by The_Truth_about_Everything May 31, 2016

Elmo religion

Not a cult.

The elmo religion is not a cult

by ElmoPope May 18, 2022

The Naziyr Religion

The end-times religion of the true of the Hebrew scripture "Yahweh." This religion is lead by the Prophet Naziyr, also known as Melchizedek, the High Priest of the Most High God. Melchizedek is mentioned as the Archangel Michael in Daniel 12:1 and Elijah in Malachi 3:1, as well as Revelations 10:1-11 as the angel who gives earth a little entitled "The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor." This book clarifies that Yahweh is the one and only God of Israel and earth.

I am a member of "The Naziyr!Religion."
My religion is "The Naziyr Religion" Devoted Ones to Yahweh.

by The Covenant Messenger August 23, 2021

Zoomsday religion

Any doomsday religion, in a post-COVID world where social distancing prevent public preaching, that uses online methods such as Zoom to preach and proselytize it's doomsday message.

The email was a link to one of those Zoomsday religions.

by EVITATIVE September 13, 2020

harambe religion

Harambe is our amazing lord and savior. We worship him to this very day. Harambe is amazing he didn't deserve to be murdered.

Would you like to join the Harambe religion?

by Rainsdjhasldsadjsalkdklsa May 17, 2022

Alcoholism Religion

alcoholism is a religion for those who like a drink. This religion will require a member to drink whenever they want.

(Girl) You drink so much you're an alcoholic
(Guy) No it's just part of my religion
(Girl) What's your religion?
(Guy) Alcoholism religion. Its a religion that lets me drink whenever without feeling guilty.

by WR672 November 21, 2018