the queer dilemma

When someone is so attractive that you don't know whether you want to be them or be on them--a common experience among queer people.

Tegan: Have you seen the person in our gender studies class with the incredible hair and floral doc martens? I can't tell if I want to emulate their style or make out with them.
Leisha: I know, right? A classic example of the queer dilemma...

by Quemma May 18, 2014

Queer Eye

A compliment given to a straight guy when he shows good taste in clothes or home decor.

Of course I was surprised when David dressed in something other than jeans and made his bed knowing my parents were coming over. Thank God he has a queer eye when he has to.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

titty queer

Whimsical phrase from long haul trucker lingo denoting a powerful attraction to female breasts - particularly the larger varieties

Gene: Check out those bazookas over there with them rose tattoos
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy

by wch-meister July 15, 2017

Little Queer

1-(n.)An expression used by homophobic people to describe a homosexual person who is either short or young.2- (adj.) To describe a person who may be a little strange or peculiaror a person who identifies as homosexual. 3- strange, odd or peculiar

1- "Look at that little queer over there, dancin'.", 2- "He/She seems a little queer don't you think?", 3-" That seems a little queer."

by Mrfriendlolo February 11, 2019

fairy queer

Where you go to get good ice cream.

I am going to Fairy Queer. Anyone want anything?

by m00gininity July 31, 2011

Queer beer

1. bad beer with low alcohol content.

2. any strange person.

3. a male homosexual(usually derogatory, resented by the homosexual community, an elaboration of queer)

The customers, who were tired of being served queer beer, eventually stopped coming to the tavern for their alcoholic beverages.

by Light Joker June 1, 2004

Queer Oven

A homosexual man who gets analy destroyed by various partners, one vicious pounding session after another. After time the queer's Battered Cavern gets very round and open, but very tempting and aromatic to other queers. Thus, making him a regular colon-ary delight to the likes of the rectal loving community.
;the pillow biting version of a female slut

Garth was looking for a littel anal getaway to store his gay groin in. Garth warmed his cold member up in Dylan's Queer Oven and they both enjoyed the spoils of thier feces lined caverns

by e-rips November 4, 2004