This is similar to a normal Queef but the subject is on her period when the air is expelled from the vagina.
The "lumpy" side is when the subject expells blood clots as well as the standard bloody mess.
The "lumpy" side is when the subject expells blood clots as well as the standard bloody mess.
Man 1: Dude, I was banging Amy last night while she was on her period and I'm not even joking she mega queefed and all this lumpy shit came out all over my balls!
Man 2: I'm not sure if I'm really turned on by that or sickened... Sounds like a right lumpy queef though!
Man 1: I haven't washed them if you want to see...
Man 2: I'm not sure if I'm really turned on by that or sickened... Sounds like a right lumpy queef though!
Man 1: I haven't washed them if you want to see...
by Styger aka Bus Wanker July 17, 2009
Get the Lumpy Queef mug.An extremely powerful queef; A violent eruption from the male genitalia that instantly transforms he-who-quafed into a female.
Person 1: "Dude! I quafed so hard last night!"
Person 2: "Queefquaftittotgooglygoochy"
Person 3 (obseving Persons 1 and 2): "Classic menoche."
Upon hearing a powerful explosion, Jim rushed back to the bedroom to discover that Tim had quafed a hole into the ceiling. "TIM! Are you alright?!", he roared. Tim replied, "Shut the gow."
Person 2: "Queefquaftittotgooglygoochy"
Person 3 (obseving Persons 1 and 2): "Classic menoche."
Upon hearing a powerful explosion, Jim rushed back to the bedroom to discover that Tim had quafed a hole into the ceiling. "TIM! Are you alright?!", he roared. Tim replied, "Shut the gow."
by Theocracy September 2, 2010
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guy2 ; ?
guy1 ; i fucked her so hard she a pussy fart
guy2 ; throws up .
guy2 ; ?
guy1 ; i fucked her so hard she a pussy fart
guy2 ; throws up .
by huunneypuss December 11, 2011
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After I got done pistoning my dick in that ho's pussy, she splatter chunk queefed in my crotch region, I gathered the chunklets and rubbed that bitch's nose in it, like the dirty dog she is.
by Chunkmaster90 February 4, 2010
Get the Splatter Chunk Queef mug.Sally hoped that no one had heard the huge, rumbling quaffle she had ripped in the middle of class.
To amuse herself in the bathtub, Christy twisted her thigh and let out a bubbling quaffle.
To amuse herself in the bathtub, Christy twisted her thigh and let out a bubbling quaffle.
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