itz._..puppy

itz._..puppy is a gacha tiktoker that is a HUGE simp for their partner macy😏

Person 1: Hey have you seen itz._..puppy's new tiktok?

Person 2: Lol yeah puppy is such a simp

by cerulean puppy December 12, 2021

River puppies

When you've had a day so bad, you feel like throwing a bucket full of puppies into the river.

Adam: Dude, I heard you're girlfriend left you for your sister.

Pete: Yeah, and I got fired today. Plus on the way home I rear-ended a cop and I'm getting a huge fine.

Adam: Damn, dude, that's river puppies!

by bahahaha mt August 28, 2011

Good Puppy

good puppy is a word commonly said to a dog, unless you are gymnasticjon1997. In that case, You would use it as a light term for your girlfriend.

“Hey”
“good puppy”

by bratbaby February 29, 2020

Slush Puppy

In the act of sexual intercourse with the anus, or sodomy, the partner ejaculates into the anus and the receiving partner saves the semen in their anus until their next bowel movement. Effectively making a slush puppy in the toilet.

Yo did someone leave a slush puppy in the toilet this morning?!

by GJ_Jerry_G August 3, 2023

Puppy Mafia

A group of people, or a single person, that acts as though they are extremely tough, and have control over everyone, but really, are just wimps. They usually occur in groups, and use each other to make themselves seem tough. Usually, all it takes is to show that your ready to fight back to scare them off if they are troubling you.

guy 1: Dude those guys were pushing me around before, saying that they were gonna beat me up if I didn't do as they told me to

guy 2: Don't worry man, those guys are puppy mafia. They aren't gonna do shit to you if you stand up for yourself.

by static nightmare November 17, 2011

Puppy Chin

When You Have A Guy Friend Who Hasnt shaved in a week or so, and their chin feels like that of a dogs.

"Dude Nate Hasn't Shaved since last week."

"he's got major puppy chin"

by Carriyo February 24, 2009

slut puppies

a felacious female who wants it so bad, her tongue hangs out like a puppy. in order for a female to qualify as a slut puppy, she must also be as cute as a puppy.

im gonna clean the fuck outta my bike so i can pull some slut puppies when we go downtown this weekend!

i was wearing a fresh ass Gucci outfit and when i walked into the party i looked around and all the girls were looking at me like slut puppies!

by Dante the philosopher February 9, 2009