puerto rican

a bunch of flag stealing bastards that need to understand that just because your puerto rican doesn't mean you need to go out to the world and flash it to every damn person that passes by. Such as having the flag on your car, bumper stickers, clothing with the puerto rican flags, cd's on the rear view mirror with the flag, and just showing anything in particular with the puerto rican flag. Because all of us know in the end you stole our flag.

I was walking down the street when i saw a escalade with a bunch of puerto ricans in shirts with there flags and flags on the windows and just screaming boriqua.

by The Truth Within June 30, 2006

Puberpiller

That awkward mustache that some freshman and sophomores have that they really need to shave but won't because they:
1. don't yet notice it exists
2. think it's attracting the ladies
3. are grappling with accepting their blooming manhood.

In some unfortunate cases, a puberpiller will exist on the face of someone even older, in which case an intervention is due.

At first I thought he was cute, but then i noticed his puberpiller. It looked like an eyebrow fell down.

by phoeb3.ftw April 7, 2011

pack like a puerto rican

When going on vacation, putting your clothes in an industrial sized trash bags instead of a suitcase like normal.

Hahaha the cat peed on your suitcase boy you're gonna have to do the good ol' pack like a puerto rican routine this time around.

by fuck you asshole May 25, 2007

Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper

A small car usually foreign like a Nissan or Toyota with Pep Boys tinted windows and baby sneakers dangling from the mirror. This vehicle will also be seen sporting chup caps "plastic fake chrome rims " with loud Spanish music pumping from a bad Wal Mart style system and a plastic blessed mother on the dash with some rosary beads ( your all ready going to hell, so no holy stuff in yo ride is going to save you). This vehicle can be found in the following parking lots Wal Mart, KMart, your local welfare office, Ron's crack shack in Hammonton,NJ or any supermarket.

Did you see Jose's new Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper?

It sure was nice of Ron to buy his gay lover Scooter a Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper for Christmas.

by Jamie (somewhere in Philly) March 7, 2005

sunggyus puberty

when you stay up for hours and your eyes get really small (chinky)

Sunggyu is the leader of kpop group infinite. He is known for his small eyes and I'm sure that his puberty was full of chinky jokes.

Friend 1:
"I've been up for hours!"
Friend 2:
"Bro are you going through Sunggyus puberty?"

by Sejunn October 6, 2013

puerto ric

To park one's car across several parking spaces despite the fact that you could have parked it legally within the bounds of one. 2. To park on the front lawn of one's house. 3. Generally, shoddy parking with disregard to those around you.

"Was there not enough space when you first pulled in?"

"No, there was, but I puerto ric'd it."

by Tewnit April 18, 2008

dirty puerto rican

a cup alignment in beer pong where the cups are in a two-three horizontal position.

Hey man! Move the cups into a Dirty Puerto Rican for me!

by cracklejacklemackle October 14, 2015