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Princess Jaime

the ultimate leader of our modern society. she is a goddess who has blessed us all with her grace and beauty. but don't you dare refer to her as just "Jaime" or she will turn into the devil! she is a woman who conquers all with her prince charming by her side in titiville. all of the titvillians must wear specialized protector glasses, because her swagger is so unbeatable that it reflects happy titi beams that put you into phylactic shock. she may be naturally fun-sized, but her confidence is so strong that it added a few extra inches to her height. this chick makes snooki feel just as good as a pair of last seasons cowboy boots. all dem bitches must bow.
Matt: shh! the princess is coming! we must bow!
Kevin: I love you...Princess Jaime!
by servant lexii February 28, 2011
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Walmart Princess

Any female you see in a Wal-Mart that is above a 6 on a hot scale of 1-10.
Any hot redneck girl.
Guy 1- Shouldn't Chris be back from Walmart by now? He's been gone for three hours.

Guy 2- He probably found himself another Walmart Princess. My guess is he's probably already moved in to her trailer.
by BigJay65 March 11, 2011
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trench princess

“i gave up with that soft girl shi. ima trench princess at heart”
by smartperson311 February 25, 2023
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Afternoon Princess

When working a hybrid role (remote & office) to not bother coming in for the morning and only strolling in at lunch for the afternoon - hence you’re an Afternoon Princess
“Did you see Luke strolling into work at lunchtime again?”
“Yeah, he’s being an Afternoon Princess
by El Pabloo December 5, 2022
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The People's Princess

The only living woman who embodies all the effortless beauty and grace of Princess Diana. Everyone she meets falls under her spell. Scientists have proven that you only need to be within 250 metres of her to experience the life-changing warm glow in your soul that she emits. The only known down-side of her perfect presence is the inevitable feeling that you’re a slightly worse person in comparison to her.
Wow, who’s that spicy chick over there? I feel like my life just changed.

It did. That’s Aunty Curry, The People's Princess

Oh. Why do I feel chilly all of a sudden?

It’s cold in her shadow, bro.
by emanlaeresu January 6, 2023
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princess carolyn

a pink cat starring in bojack horseman; part time agent, full time mother to her daughter, ruthie. also married to judah. uses “oh fish” unironically.
bojack: shit i fucked this up again
also bojack: PriNcEsS cArOlynNn

old assistant i forgot the name of: i was supposed to remind you of this yesterday
princess carolyn: oh fish
by ihavetoshit3581 June 20, 2022
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Princess Maggot

The title to be bestowed once the Duchess of Sussex title is removed by the Queen.
Princess Maggot is the formerly known Meghan, The Duchess of Sussex.
by Sussex Squad Squaddie August 14, 2022
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