When an event is supposed to be fun, entertaining, and generally awesome and it turns out to be dull and regrettable.
"Yea we were in the Ontario House to watch the Gold Medal hockey game but it turned out to be a wood pigeon."
by /grits/ March 06, 2010
A game mode in battlefield 1 in which one retreats to when the game mode conquest can not be played well due to some irrelevant cause such as tanks.
by Warpigeonlord11 November 13, 2016
Pigeon Water is the water that drips off of the roof of buildings when it's raining. It is basically a rinsing of the bird shit that is on the roof.
by Julieelleneubanks December 09, 2008
Eewwwww dude! That bitch has pigeon boobs!
by Jessfuckinhayorite January 03, 2018
One multiple males are on a surface at least 5 feet high and ejaculate on a female (implying pigeons shitting on a car)
by Tortoise fart March 28, 2015
A nice way of saying, or calling someone a Shit Bird. Usually used in regards to those that are dirty in any manner imaginable.
by Detmurds April 03, 2009
Someone who has sex with pigeons. Usually competes in the sport of pigeon racing. Such a person keeps pigeons sex-starved in an attic for ages, then takes them away on a sultry foreign holiday to a love nest and tries to fuck them in the ass. After this, the pigeons fly away very quickly back to the loft. In this way, people can get the pigeons to race each other to be the first back to the loft.
Probable inspiration for the notorious porn series Stop the Pigeon, in which Dick Dastardly and his dog Muttley tries to capture and rape an especially elusive pigeon.
Not to be confused with turkeystuffer, chicken choker, ravenraper, duckfucker or crowcrammer, nor with the more generic bird lover (see also chicken lover).
Probable inspiration for the notorious porn series Stop the Pigeon, in which Dick Dastardly and his dog Muttley tries to capture and rape an especially elusive pigeon.
Not to be confused with turkeystuffer, chicken choker, ravenraper, duckfucker or crowcrammer, nor with the more generic bird lover (see also chicken lover).
"Belgian police have swooped on the homes of pigeon fanciers, seizing large quantities of suspected performance-enhancing drugs." (report on the use of viagra)
"This blog charts the life and times of a somewhat cynical pigeon fancier who spends all his spare time either thinking about or racing pigeons." (website)
"This blog charts the life and times of a somewhat cynical pigeon fancier who spends all his spare time either thinking about or racing pigeons." (website)
by Anuspounder June 12, 2008