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internet patriot

Someone who act as if they are different and their thoughts are unique but if fact they are a huge demografic. The kind of people who think all goverment officials are corrupt and hacktavists are the true leaders ir our world. Basicly egotistacal pains in the ass.
Oh did you here Bobbys speach about how the French presidant is in the illumaninati?
Yea I did, but dont mind him hes just an internet patriot.
by Skeegan April 23, 2018
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Patriot Time

Noun. When you're in a war zone but there's blank calendar time suggesting off time to non essential personnel.
Hey LT, why the fuck don't you have the latest imagery? Sorry sir, but the intelligence personnel were all on Patriot Time.
by ProfessionalT April 21, 2018
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Patriot

Someone who voted for Trump because "At least he isn't democrat".
Yes, I am a modern-day patriot. I gave in my bumpstocks to the government because I don't really need them and Red Flag laws can't possibly be that bad.
by bumpstock go brrrrrr September 20, 2020
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trumpet of patriots

A publicly loud fart. Usually contains follow through.
Ralph released his trumpet of patriots loud, free and unsurprisingly, he'd shat himself.
by Moronica February 19, 2025
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Z Patriot

A Russian Person who is Zombified by their favorite President, resulting in the amount of coping with watching Russian Propaganda every single day, to the point where their brains are non existant, they're also Snowflakes, as if you try talking shit about their favorite President, Country and Beliefs, they will quickly get angry and yell at you with straight up slurs, they also call you a "Nazi" for basically hating them.
A Local German: Man, Russia is such a shitty place that i ain't going here

Z Patriot: YOU DON'T LIKE RUSSIA?, I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE LIKE HITLER YOU STUPID NAZI.
by Alexballsdrinker2230 June 21, 2025
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social media patriot

A person who defends the 2’nd Amendment and our right to bear arms on Facebook, Twitter and any other commonly accepted social media- yet refuses to be active in real world activities or meaningful efforts to defend Americans from tyranny.
Dude 1: Hey Anthony, you see how Winston posted all those “freedom isn’t free” and “don’t tread on my 2A” pics on his Facebook page?

Dude 2: “Yea Nick, but he never shows up for a rally at the statehouse! Talk about a Social Media Patriot...”
by 2ANJ October 14, 2018
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Patriotizing

That's very patriotizing of you!!!
by Wuckload wyatt March 13, 2025
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