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The result of professional sports leagues maintaining that at least one player from each of that league's teams should be represented at an All-Star Game, even if no one on the team is particularly noteworthy, or worthy of being named an "All-Star."
by folksinger87 April 21, 2016
Get the pity pick mug.Jerking off, drinking, and smoking (preferably cannabis), all within an hour. One might partake in the pity combo when they are feeling low.
Most people will only complete a pity combo when they are at the absolute rock bottom of self worth.
Most people will only complete a pity combo when they are at the absolute rock bottom of self worth.
Guy 1: I'm gonna go get fucked up and shamelessly pleasure myself
Guy 2: sounds like you're about to embark upon the pity combo
Guy 2: sounds like you're about to embark upon the pity combo
by cameltoeshow September 19, 2016
Get the pity combo mug.A condescending smile from someone who has a need to elevate themselves as better than someone else who may be suffering. A pity smile is actually self centered, and not truly compassionate nor empathetic.
by Samuel Lawrence Charles July 13, 2016
Get the pity smile mug.Noun or verb: Sympathetically clicking "like" or an emoticon on the posting of an unattractive or unpopular FaceBook friend in order to help maintain the life-sustaining illusion that their lives are interesting. A low risk / low effort virtual version of the Pity Fuck.
Unaware that all of Lisa's responses to his FaceBook postings were just pity clicks, Warren made a beeline for her at the class reunion, thinking after 25 years he would finally score..
by The Working Dead June 30, 2016
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"She's a pity biddy because both of her parents died."
"She's a pity biddy because both of her parents died."
by YoungThugrat February 6, 2017
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