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by Longschlongnoah December 6, 2021
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Girls one: he looks gay
Girl two: he must be a noah
by J_O__M_A_M_M_A October 27, 2019
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a really cool dude like so cool that everyone loves him and he's great
"woah look it's the coolest guy noah"
by nouhisverycool February 1, 2021
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NOAH. Where do I start. This guy is very stupid at some times. Not the academic stupid he is very smart when it comes to school work. He just does STUPID THINGS. Like running into walls or falling into bushes. Sometimes he will run into poles while walking cause he is just that stupid. He also doesn't have many friends, but he has a small friend group that includes his best friend which is usually a girl. He also has a few other friends and that's it. He has social anxiety, but really likes to sing. He is also very sporty. All Noah's I have meet play soccer or do some sort of running sport. Noah's are great people. They are easy to talk to, but are VERY sarcastic. The sarcasm jazzes up the conversation. They have stupid but funny jokes. Find a Noah.
NOAH is a great guy. Watching him do stuff makes me laugh.
by Waka Waka Pacman June 13, 2019
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The supper Jewish kid in your grade that thinks he's the shit. He is a total try hard and has no idea where his life is going. His testicles are the sizes of edamame.
That kid Noah has a huge nose and only wants attention.
by Pegasus23 January 30, 2018
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Noah is a gay loser that’s literally half the size of me, he smokes weed and is dumb
Person1: hey you know who Noah is?
Person2: yeah he’s tiny and I heard he smokes weed
by BusterTheBettaFish October 23, 2019
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Fucking seweat peace of ass he will fuck you right he loves porn and he is all was kingkee he will insert his dick. And make you cumme
Girl1#Who is that hot peace of ass

Girl2#Noah
by How232e January 2, 2019
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