Cookie Rack

Tight fitting bra combined with a form fitting shirt highlighting back fat.

Image hot cookies sinking into the rack while cooling.

Hey man, check out that cookie rack

by wonka ta-tonka October 21, 2010

cookie smeller

Another derogatory phrase to describe a gay man. Most older gay men have a look about their face that resembles a person who has just smelled a freshly batch of cookies. A sort of smug, satisfied look on their face that accompanies twinkly eyes and pursed lips that barely crack a smile.

Hag: Oh, look! There's Stephen. Is he gay?

Charles: Does he look like he just smelled a batch of cookies?

Hag: Yes he does!

Charles: He's gay and he;s a cookie smeller!

by Saint Paco February 27, 2011

Dilf Cookie

Almond cookie from cookie run. I want to eat his almonds. Almond handcuffs 😩

You: Dilf cookie almond cookie
Me: Auh~

by bopolokoiojoho October 15, 2021

cookie monster

The act of penetrating your female partner's rectum with your thumb and inserting your other four fingers into her vagina. Move your thumb and fingers as you would a sock puppet, thus creating a cookie eating monster. (Voices are encouraged for maximum arousal.)

My girlfriend likes to role play, so I suggested Sesame Street. I rolled her onto her stomach and gave her the cookie monster until she squealed like Ms. Piggy.

by Tris Shedaw December 7, 2010

Cookie Crusher

Verb: The female teabag. Where one places their vaginal lips on ones forehead.

Jimbo was passed out on the couch while Kim gave him the COOKIE CRUSHER!

by T Rod August 27, 2004

Cookie Trap

An enticing female perceived by older men to appear to be of age. However, she is merely a pre-adolescent who is essentially luring in pedophiles. The origin of this definition arises from the NBC show "To Catch a Predator" where Chris Hansen and his team identify potential predators and distract them with a last false sense of sweetness using freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.

Jandro: Hey Saggy, how's tutoring going?
Saggy: Good, there's this one girl that's really cute.
Jandro: You better watch out, she might be a cookie trap. That's a least 15+ years son...

by Keswick Institute May 21, 2011

lung cookie

A semi hard saucer shaped gob of phlegm that one can project due to its mass.

I coughed up a lung cookie and shot it across the room.

by michoo and schmoo March 12, 2005