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online classes

A horrible occurrence that happens when COVID-19 happens to be particularly abundant in your area, so your town goes into lockdown and you're given a shitty laptop (that you cannot do anything on, mind me) to complete more assignments than your teachers would normally assign, but since it's online it's supposed to be "easier" so they give more schoolwork but it's not "easier" at all.
Schoolboy 1: Damn man, I really hate online classes.
Schoolboy 2: Yeah, me too!
by GrahamCrackerGuy January 20, 2021
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Investor Class

A class that ROBLOX airlines use that is somehow prior over First Class and I have no fucking idea why
by Sprixce February 4, 2021
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Phudu Class

A type of person who usually lives on a council estate, they are often found in police cells.

Many Phudu Class come in many different forms from bus spotters to drug dealers.
God look at them Phudu Class getting on the bus.

Look Bash look at all them Phudu Classes on the bus.

Robert is a Phudu Class.
by I’m a Phudu Class November 24, 2020
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Class eyes

The act of drawing eyes on your eyelids in a boring highschool class. This effective method gives the illusion of being awake when you really need to sleep, but is usually an epic fail when the teacher asks the person using this method a question.
Brian: Why is Alan so interested in Miss Crawley's lecture on 21st centuary metods of comprehensive technology?

Fred: Cant you see dude? He's using his class eyes. Yeah he totally got drunk at that party last night.
by Salem. April 7, 2010
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english class

The worst fucking thing you'll ever experience in school. It has hag english teachers who despise you and will give you a 50 on every test.
Guy 1: "fuck i've got english class next!"
guy 2: "haha rip!?
by screwenglishclass June 17, 2021
mugGet the english classmug.

Diamond class

Used to refer a professional athlete. This athlete is of such superb skill, and athleticism that place them at the top elite of their class in the sport they play. Diamond class is a very small group and, only the best of the best are referred to in this way.
Man: "Wow look at #81! He just made a play that was impossible.. and made it look easy."

Friend: "He is definitely Diamond Class!"
by Bageez April 6, 2014
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Class blast

When in an attempt to hold on a fart while in a classroom (preferably during reading, tests, or other times when the classroom is relatively silent) the pressure between the butt cheeks increases vibration- effectively making the noise louder. A shocked expression is a sign of a class blast, while pure embarrassment is a sign of just a regular fart.
Student #1: "Yo, this dude let out a class blast right as the room got quiet in 6th period today! His face was the best part.
Student #2: "I feel bad for him, all he wanted to to was hold it in, tie he fucked himsekf over. Still funny as shit though!"
by IcyKnight November 30, 2016
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