Claret Mudslide

A Claret Mudslide is when you use a girls period as lube for anal penetration.

Kirsty - Shark week has arrived.

Ian - It’s ok we can try a Claret Mudslide, I think you will really enjoy it.

by Plopperman November 27, 2024

Stinky Mudslide

You do this when you have to urinate but do not want to stop having sex, the male simply pulls his penis out of the vagina and enters the anus. At this time the male should quickly urinate. Once the male’s bladder is empty he should slowly pull out and reenter the vagina quickly and reach orgasm as rapidly as possible. A mixture of urine, feces, ejaculate and other lubricants both natural and synthetic will at this time empty simultaneously from both anus and vagina. The flowing stinky river of fluids can be affectional referred to as the stinky mudslide.

With two young boys intimacy was very rare for Allyson and Adam. They were pressed for time. This rare moment of sexual explosion needed to happen now. Adam made the call … He would not be going to the bathroom. The Stinky Mudslide was their only option.

by HingleMcCringlebery August 31, 2015

Buffalo Mudslide

When youre performing the sexual act of sucking a tit as she shits on the floor

Boys the other day katelyn let me buffalo mudslide her while i was on the toliet

by Jehovahsthicness February 22, 2025

The Margarita Mudslide

This my friend, is a new definition to happy hour at a bar. So it's basically an unruly shot method where you order a margarita slushie pitcher and then offer your lady friend to bend over and with a funnel attempt a makeshift ice luge while really tempting Montezuma's revenge on the way down.

1. My lady friend promised she had impeccable sphincter control before we attempted the Margarita Mudslide at the local bar. Boy was I in for a surprise when I tasted a little bit of funk.

2. I tried the Margarita Mudslide on the Cinco de Mayo and dubbed it, for one night only, the Sphincter de Mayo with a Latin twist.

by WunInchWundurr July 8, 2024

Malibu Mudslide

The unfortunate result during anal sex if the person doing the receiving does not properly prepare for the event, ie douching with a colonic or an enema, something, ANYTHING, for God's sake.

His date knew that anal sex was going to happen, but failed to prepare, and after a few minutes a Malibu Mudslide cut their evening short.

by Wm the Wingman October 8, 2020

Pennsylvania Mudslide

A verb originating from the mountains of Central Pennsylvania; for the action of defecating on your partner, covering them in fecal matter and smearing it all over their body. This occurs typically after a hearty meal such as a hoagie or any polish/german dish.

“Bro, I totally gave my girl a Pennsylvania Mudslide last night!”

by hackCat18! January 17, 2025

Mudslide

When a Milky Way (or equal nougat type candy bar) is placed in an anus and then eaten out of the anus it becomes called a mudslide.

(This may also be know in some circles as the "Dirty Torrez." The two are synonymous.)

Lets take this to another level with a mudslide.

Who wants to mudslide with me?
I had a great mudslide last night.

MUDSLIDE UPGRADE!!!

by ECJEDI May 19, 2014