The Mississippi Mudslide, is a sexual activity wherein there are two participants, Swiper, and Dora (a reference to the popular children's cartoon Dora the Explorer) In preparation for the act, the Dora must go exactly 3 months and 4 minutes without wiping their ass. The Dora then entirely engulfs their ass cheeks in moisturiser before laying on a bench press at an incline of exactly 52.56 degrees. The Swiper then inserts their penis or strap-on between these two soft pillows, perpendicular to the Dora's rectum before "swiping" their genitals up and down through the ass crack as though they are swiping a credit card. The Dora is then obligated to say "Swiper, no-swiping!" at the exact moment that they climax.
This entire act must be performed while making eye-contact with Henry Cavill over facetime, specifically from the Synder cut of Justice League.
There is a variant of this called the Croatian Credit Card, wherein orange juice is used instead of moisturiser. The Canadian Credit Card variant, wherein maple syrup is used. Additionally, there is the Russian Rim-Master™ Variant wherein vodka is used in place of moisturiser and a third participant is rimming the Swiper during the act. This third participant is known as the "Rim-Master™"
This entire act must be performed while making eye-contact with Henry Cavill over facetime, specifically from the Synder cut of Justice League.
There is a variant of this called the Croatian Credit Card, wherein orange juice is used instead of moisturiser. The Canadian Credit Card variant, wherein maple syrup is used. Additionally, there is the Russian Rim-Master™ Variant wherein vodka is used in place of moisturiser and a third participant is rimming the Swiper during the act. This third participant is known as the "Rim-Master™"
"Hey Frederick, want to come to the barbeque on Wednesday, we can do the Mississippi Mudslide!"
"No thanks, Josh, I prefer the Slovakian Traffic Cone!"
"No thanks, Josh, I prefer the Slovakian Traffic Cone!"
by Rimmulus the Wise April 02, 2024
by John Conde May 03, 2023
Got myself all cleaned up and ready to go back to the party, then I got hit with a Tijuana mudslide. Welp, I guess no blowjobs for me tonight!
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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!
You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.
Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!
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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!
You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.
Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!
Got myself all cleaned up and ready to go back to the party, then I got hit with a Tijuana mudslide. Welp, I guess no blowjobs for me tonight!
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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!
*You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.*
Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!
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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!
*You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.*
Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!
by thierrion July 21, 2022
When you’re having repetitive farts that sound wet and then turn out to be sharts and bouts of diarrhea.
“Hold on Sid, I’m about to ::let’s out a long rumbling wet fart::…oh crap that was an Electric Mudslide!” ::proceeds to run to the bathroom to finish on the toilet and then shower::
by rara yehyeh January 09, 2023
A sexual act, the milwaukee mudslide occurs when the female defecates loose stool onto the partners chest while riding him reverse cowgirl.
Last night Misty went to dinner, ate some really spicy food and went home to have sex. She felt her stomach rumbling so she urgently asked me if I would like a milwaukee mudslide. I was more than happy to receive it.
by Milwaukee Jim November 23, 2020
When a girl gives you head while you are sick so you are constantly spewing from both ends and some of it gets in her hair and you use the mix as lube,this move was invented during Memorial Day in lake havasu Arizona
by Lord O'Pimps June 04, 2016