misterpam

A whinging scouser who is constantly depressed and moans non-stop throughout the day about things that have absolutely no importance whatsoever

My husband's left me, I'm on the rag and the cat's been run over, so I'm allowed the misterpam's sometimes.

by mark September 12, 2003

Mister Lairs

He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Sandman, his creator.

Mister Lairs is watching you!

by Steve Maddox April 15, 2005

missed cut

somebody who really screwed up, based on a professional golfer who gets cut from the field after 36 holes

Joe just wrecked his car for the 3rd time this year. He's a missed cut.

by euphemismo August 19, 2006

missedunderstand

When someone loses track of a conversation due to absence.

*Fred walks in*
Fred: Hey Frank, what are you talking about?
Frank: Nothing, you'll just missedunderstand.

by Sora8745 April 18, 2010

Mister Incredible

A middle aged man that is attractive, nice, and has, a penis, that exceeds 6 inches.

Coined by Disney-Pixar masterpiece the incredibles, a prominent example of a Mister Incredible is George Clooney.

by El ritardo June 17, 2018

Missed Kissed

When you are kissing a woman's boobs instead of her lips

Guy 1 - "What did you do to her"
Guy 2 - " I missed Kissed her!!"

by Yognaught_001 October 12, 2019

mister squirrel :3

a cute mini squirrel :3

look at that mister squirrel :3

by obsessedwithsquirrels September 13, 2020