Michael

A FAT MIDDLE AGED BALDING MALE who lives with his mom. He is a dull/common person. Someone lacking power who's mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.
"Ew, you are going to end up a michael!"
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That kid is such a Michael...he wears a beanie so you can't see his pubes...
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amazing abs and great hair. cocky asf
He had amazing abs... is that a Michael
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good friend. nice hair. cocky asf. nice abs. literally makes me faint talking about him
he has nice abs... must be a Michael
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Michael is a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. He might be these things, but really Michael is a player. Never date a Michael unless you truly love him or something.
Jess: "did you hear? Michael got a girlfriend after a 2week breakup."
Kim:"ohh...he such a player."
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Michael is a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. He is a player and disgusting. Never date a Michael unless you really truly like him.
Person 1:” hey did you hear how Michael moved on in a week

Person 2:” Yeah. He such a player
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A sexy as mother fucker with a massive Wong he’s fucked all ur girlfriends and is probably with your mum at this very moment
Michael has a huge dick I want to put my tight pussy around his huge dick
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