Michael

A guy with jewish pubic hair on his head.

That kid is such a Michael...he wears a beanie so you can't see his pubes...

by The Ultimate Mancore August 15, 2010

Michael

The sweetest, kindest guy you will ever meet! Michael will let you borrow thing all the time, he won't argue much with people he is friends with. He cares about everybody, more than himself. He is very smart, and doesn't like to show it much. Is a bit awkward in conversations, he doesn't like to keep eye contact with people he likes and is quite shy. An overall great guy that gets overlooked by most girls.

"Have you seen Michael And Alyza?"
"Of course I have, they are the cutest couple ever!"

by Tadara November 23, 2018

Michael

Is very nice and if you annoy it, it will snap at you like a crocodile who hasn’t had food in a year. Is heterosexual and not gay, gets very annoyed of you call it gay, so my advice is to not call it gay... you would regret it... my number is *11 digit number here*

Michael is the best

by mstrmikeymoo December 2, 2019

Michael

He has a massive cock

“Wow, Michael has such a big dick”

by Child in your basement November 25, 2019

Michael

Michael is a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. He is a player and disgusting. Never date a Michael unless you really truly like him.

Person 1:” hey did you hear how Michael moved on in a week”

Person 2:” Yeah. He such a player”

by itsyogirly February 6, 2020

Michael

good friend. nice hair. cocky asf. nice abs. literally makes me faint talking about him

he has nice abs... must be a Michael

by dara berger August 27, 2019

michael

the best guy in the history of the planet that none is better than

the best kid ever is michael

by hellllllllooooooo February 7, 2018