Mexican Iceberg

When tip of my poop sticks put of the water

I just shit so much, I left a Mexican Iceberg

by nme619 February 4, 2015

Mexican vampire

A Mexican that’s too white for their own race

Oh look there’s a Mexican vampire

by Lolisuded1 November 29, 2018

Mexican WMD

5 HP Leaf Blower

Bring out the Zyrtec it's the only thing that will protect you if you are attacked by a Mexican WMD!

by King Castillo April 1, 2009

mexican simpoff

A straight relationship in which there is still a constantly changing, third male party, in which a triangular relationship is mocked at the expense of the male partner who cannot separate due to emotional dependence on his female partner, even if it bothers him. Be it consciously or unconsciously.

A:"Hey man I love her and I know that she loves me too. Why do you think our partnership lasts so long, but not with the other guys with whom she tries anyway?"
B:"Because you're stuck in a mexican simpoff! She has the fun of her life with other guys while telling you about love and loyalty. This is cheating with extra steps!"

by the.retorik April 24, 2021

Mexican Wage

Substantially less than minimum wage, usually in jobs reserved for Mexicans

Nick: "How's the new job working out?"

Jose: "Horrible, they're only paying me 5 dollars an hour"

Nick: "Damn, straight up Mexican Wage!"

by Flaco5846 September 15, 2012

Mexican Butter

When you eat spicy Mexican finger food like tacos, and then finger your girl to completion. The resulting aftermath is Mexican Butter.

When we got home from Taco Bell, I was flipping her bean and she covered my hand in Mexican Butter.

by HonestTruthTalker October 20, 2017

Zesty Mexican

The Zesty Mexican is when you dip your cock in spicy salsa, then proceed to cram/jam your penis into an anus while wearing a sombrero. You may also include the option to yell O'ley while performing the finishing move.

Man: Dude, I gave my girlfriend the Zesty Mexican last night!

Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?

by Jack the Nipper November 2, 2014