A straight relationship in which there is still a constantly changing, third male party, in which a triangular relationship is mocked at the expense of the male partner who cannot separate due to emotional dependence on his female partner, even if it bothers him. Be it consciously or unconsciously.
A:"Hey man I love her and I know that she loves me too. Why do you think our partnership lasts so long, but not with the other guys with whom she tries anyway?"
B:"Because you're stuck in a mexican simpoff! She has the fun of her life with other guys while telling you about love and loyalty. This is cheating with extra steps!"
B:"Because you're stuck in a mexican simpoff! She has the fun of her life with other guys while telling you about love and loyalty. This is cheating with extra steps!"
by the.retorik April 24, 2021
Get the mexican simpoffmug. The Zesty Mexican is when you dip your cock in spicy salsa, then proceed to cram/jam your penis into an anus while wearing a sombrero. You may also include the option to yell O'ley while performing the finishing move.
Man: Dude, I gave my girlfriend the Zesty Mexican last night!
Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?
Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?
by Jack the Nipper November 2, 2014
Get the Zesty Mexicanmug. It’s what you would call someone who treats the roof of their mouth with all the variety of hot cheeto chips, a gansito, and a nesquik in that order
by Eagle of Suger June 18, 2021
Get the Mexican Bukkakemug. Joey: "Everything is closed down due to COVID-19... But I could really go for some Birthday Mexican"
*Rebecca proceeds to slurp Joey's shaft loudly and sloppily, not unlike the process of eating Mexican food*
*Rebecca proceeds to slurp Joey's shaft loudly and sloppily, not unlike the process of eating Mexican food*
by SaggyBobSaget69 April 12, 2020
Get the Birthday Mexicanmug. The act of jumping face first from a dresser or platform of some sort, face first into your partners ass.
by couchguy777 October 13, 2012
Get the MEXICAN HIGHDIVEmug. When you eat spicy Mexican finger food like tacos, and then finger your girl to completion. The resulting aftermath is Mexican Butter.
by HonestTruthTalker October 20, 2017
Get the Mexican Buttermug. Nick: "How's the new job working out?"
Jose: "Horrible, they're only paying me 5 dollars an hour"
Nick: "Damn, straight up Mexican Wage!"
Jose: "Horrible, they're only paying me 5 dollars an hour"
Nick: "Damn, straight up Mexican Wage!"
by Flaco5846 September 15, 2012
Get the Mexican Wagemug.