Mercedes Mom

A white middle-aged mom who drives around in a mercedes that her husband paid for. They can’t pay for it because theyre middle class but they bought in anyway because they want to look as rich as possible

Dude... why whould you want to go to derek’s? His mom is a mercedes mom

by Pjh412 September 22, 2017

Merde

French for shit.

In Italian this is merda, which sounds like murder. And then you can swear at your mum and dad, as long as their not Italian, and they won't know what the merda you are talking about!

"Oh, sweet merde! I lost my phone!"

"What do you mean, sweet murder? Have you been playing violent games again?"

"Nope. Just French homework."

by Just An Ordinary Girl February 21, 2015

mercedes

All girls called mercedes are BRATS,

Mercedes the girl at my school

by anon April 20, 2005

mercer island

The biggest groupl of faggots in the world. Act tough upfront when they are bunch of pussy ass white boyz. Their parents get em whateva they want n the always try n compare them selves to bellevue. funny how ur whole island got da shit kicked out of em dis summer. Faggots the whole state laughs at ur amazingly large egos. Andwhatever happend to ur AMAZING basketball team?Not doin to well dis year. Have fun in football next year playin Bellevue.

Mercer Island is the home of a bunch of cockblocks all of the guys there are so unbelievably gay and wanna act tough but will never do shit. Hope ur gay ass island sinks tonight.Peace Bitchez

by 4-PeAt January 4, 2005

Mercer bitches

Derogatory term used to describe persons who try to accomplish something but fail miserably. Named after Mercer County band who placed 4th in State Championships.

Man, look at those Mercer bitches. Don't make em angry or they'll go 4th place on your ass.

by Mercerbitch3000 March 3, 2005

mercenary

Otherwise known as a soldier for hire, will now be known as james "snake" gibbs

Hey Billy, i got merc. Snake to take out Jimmy the other day- Hunter

Awsome, he's got his shit down don't he, pretty good mercenary- billy

by Huntina October 7, 2008

mercedes

The car that every Armenian rolls in or wants to have!

Armo Guy---> Bro did you see my new Mercedes? imma get mad ass in this fucker

by lenalena May 14, 2006