Melted Snowman

The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.

Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?

Kids: Yes daddy!

Or

Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!

by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024

Melted poop

Melted poop - Diarrhea, or loose stool.

5 yr old Daughter - I just went to the bathroom and I have melted poop.

by Myrtlez71 May 16, 2021

melt

verb
-to feel flustered over a romantic situation, whether it's towards you or anyone else.

"You don't need to be perfect to be with me... because I love you."
"Oh.... That made me melt..."

by raphael_1254 May 4, 2022

Melt

An absolute idiot/someone stupid with no common sense.

Kieran is an absolute melt he can't spell anything correctly

by J£nn November 7, 2021

MELTED WELLIED

To be overly refreshed with fun things to the point of replication ones self of a octopus wearing welly and being torched into a splat of gurney confusion and speaking utter bollocks or trout faced cod shit

Mate those things were well strong!! They turned me into a melted wellied starte of gurn.

by munk i spose May 18, 2018

Melt

A man/woman that cannot stand up for themselves and does not know how to use their fucking brain🧠.

Dave was squarein up to nathan but Nathan is such a 'melt' he dint even do shit.

by [e-mail] IG November 15, 2018

Melted sugar

Basically cum

A- Yo bro have you seen Kay's new girlfriend?
B- Yeah she used to swallow my melted sugar
A- Oh wow, you're a menace

by SlowKiller April 5, 2022