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Julia Marcus

THIS CUNT ASS HOE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO HAVE PROPER FUCKING HYGENE SO HER PUSSY DOESNT SMELL LIKE IT HAS 15 MILLION DEAD FISH LIVING INSIDE OF IT SINCE THE YEAR 1653 AND SHE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO NOT BE A SELF CENTERED ASSHOLE WHO THINKS SHES PRETTY BC IN REALITY, SHES FUCKING NOT. SHE LOOKS LIKE A MOOSE HAD SEX W A TOAD AND WHAT CAME OUT WAS JULIA MARCUS. EVERYONE I TALK TO DOESNT EVEN LIKE HER, THEY ALL THINK SHES ANNOYING AS FUCK. I CANT SAY THAT I HAVE EVER ACTUALLY LIKED HER. I USED HER BC SHE HAS A BIG FUCKING HOUSE AND I LIKE BIG HOUSES BUT I DONT LIKE HER STANK ASS. SHES SO FUCKING REPULSIVE THAT JUST STANDING NEAR HER GIVES ME FUCKING AIDS. GOOD LORD.
Friend 1: Dude, that girl is kinda fire...
Friend 2: Yeah but she’s a Julia Marcus.
Friend 1: Oh shit, I can practically smell her fishy puss from here.
Friend 2: Same.
by Alliiiiison Smiiiith April 8, 2019
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Marcus

Someone who eats ass, is kind, kinda annoying, a LEO most likely, a noob, a fag, intelligent, and overall black.
If you meet a marcus, contact his pre - existing spirit.....and KILL IT.

marcus's are a lil slow

and CANT be a strict dom for their LIVES.
homeless person: do u know marcus? i think he owes me a couple dollars
you: im surprised he's not homeless with you! hahahahaha.
by GRLLSCUMM April 18, 2019
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One tall ass dude,plays basketball,romantic,smart af ,black , has a lot of hair, and a good friend
I love my boyfriend Marcus he’s so cute
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marcus

why is marcus so good?
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One of the funniest guys you will ever meet. He likes to talk to you and to make you smile. You'll never find a better friend, and he has a childish and dirty mind that makes you laugh in any situation. He is overall a perfect match.
Girl 1: "he's so cute and funny I like him."
Girl 2: "don't be afraid to tell him, he a Marcus."
by a_golden_potato June 6, 2019
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Normally grows extremely long beard, but never get’s it in shape, he’s always between Hipster and Hobo.

Hit’s himself with a hammer occasionally, which impacts his brain functionality drastically, but he’s still a GOOD BOY!

He’s the first person to actually watched every video on YouTube and manages to block everyone from Netflix by watching on his phone, tablet and computer simultaneously!
Who is this Marcus Guy?

He’s a GOOD BOY!
by Klukas December 6, 2019
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He is a very nice boy. He can get any girl he wants . His parents make money. He is a loyal boy and he his very kind . You’ll be lucky to be his girlfriend .
Marcus is nice
by Imsocoolfetlikeme December 11, 2019
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