knocked up

Non-offensive slang for becoming pregnant with child to a petty criminal.

Oh shit, Kat that irritating cam girl from the .rars has gone and gotten knocked up again, the fucking lame arse threads shes going to post now.

by persay October 24, 2005

knock it down

To have sex with a girl, usually with the tone of a non-romantic sexual conquest or desire fulfillment.

Mark: You want to be with Emme?
Mike: Hell, no. But that body is banging. I'd knock it down.
Mark: Yup, too true, bro.

by chris_c_n June 10, 2012

knock on wood

to take one's hand (which is in the shape of a fist..) and bang it on a dead tree.

in karate we like to knock on wood!

by kazoomafoo June 5, 2005

No Knock Warrant

When you’re in the middle of a coitus session and your SPAM javelin slips out of whispering eye and right into the heart of her rose bud. Coitus ends. Abruptly.

“Hey Karen, how was the sex with John last night.”

“It was all fine and dandy until he served me with a No Knock Warrant.”

“Oooh boy…”

by Cups of the Dixie September 17, 2022

Technical Knock

The art of fixing something which is broken/not working by hitting it with a hammer.

That valve is sticking, better give it a Technical Knock.

by RaceTheSun September 20, 2013

Knock off

An item that is made to look like the original product. But lacks in every aspect. the quality is bad, looks tacky and it’s usually very cheap.

I hate knock offs.

by Littlemermaid99121 November 24, 2017

Doorbell Knocking

To repeatedly ring the doorbell until someone comes to the door.

Also: Knock on my Doorbell

I'm sick of people Doorbell Knocking. I heard it the first time, and just because I didn't get there in 5 seconds doesn't mean that they need to ring it again.

by Shockii September 7, 2011