Sex karma

When someone used to be physically attractive but now looks like shit because they only fuck ugly people

Mary has had some real bad sex karma. She only been fucking hobo’s that live in the park.

by sounds_true January 3, 2023

karma box

A box filled with clothes you no longer want, usually in a college dorm setting, that others can take from freely.

Person 1: Where did you get that sweater?
Person 2: I grabbed it from the karma box at a party last week!
Person 1: Wow, I can't believe they got rid of something so cute!

by Stacy's Mama October 1, 2018

Karma

A kangaroo with a llama’s head, who does karate and is also a mother.

Once a karma kicked my hips.

by Noobdeer March 15, 2020

Karma

Karma is a girl who cannot make her damn mind. She loves to play mind games with people. She looks kind but she is so cunning. She gets bored very easily.

Why is Karma not replying to me? Is she bored with me already?

by Conanismyhusband November 22, 2021

Karma

A girl who begs people for money to buy brandy melville!!

Lamiah: Look there’s the poor girl who wants brandy melville.

Monya the stank breath: Oh! You mean Karma.

by bakalakamaka November 20, 2021

Double-Chin Karma

This is what happens when a man with some facial scruff lets himself go by eating too much pizza and drinking too much beer after he gets too comfortable with his pretty girlfriend. Eventually he will think he can upgrade from his current lady and leave her, or she will dump his ass and he will still be left with a double chin that even the scruff can't disguise anymore. He will be a victim of "double-chin karma."

"Damn, Evan's gotten fat since he dumped his pretty girlfriend. He took her for granted and now he's got double-chin karma coming his way."

by ablizzy87 December 30, 2011

Karma

Karma is a bitch and it doesn't belong on the battlefield.

Karma got you at home while you were away.

by bushlight December 11, 2017