A soccer mom. If she catches you cheating, she will shop off your dick. A bit of a tsundere, but very loving.
by You See This Karen? ;3 July 31, 2018
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Get the Karen mug.my mom. stop making fun of her. she's not a anti-vaccer and she doesn't want to talk to the manager. she didn't take the kids we chose to live with her and also she's a gay cop. she's the best so STFU or I will boil your teeth
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Get the Karen mug.A middle aged antivaxxer, flat earther, 3 kids, divorced, has a short haircut, drives a Volvo, uses Facebook, loves minion memes, at least one kid is named Becky or Brittany, very very rude, and lastly...
She wants to speak to the manager.
She wants to speak to the manager.
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Other person: yea... and she has 3 kids
Other person: yea... and she has 3 kids
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