Dumb Jew

Holocaust type nigga$

"Hey, u dumb jew, pick up that penny."

by Hitler Younger Bro August 3, 2019

jew duche

Batman in the D&D dungeon!

Sometimes characterized as the d&d player using the most stealth and awkward movements!!

"Na na na na na na na na JEW DUCHE!"

Wow, did you see those moves batman has, what a Jew duche!!

by Widget Tits May 27, 2017

jew serious

A method of expressing ones disbelief through a casual Anti-Semitic phrase.

After Mohammad suggested to his friend Ahmed that they should go out for an afternoon bombing, Ahmed responded with, "Jew Serious?"

by 420glazeit August 3, 2014

Jew-bacca

a jewish man who is hairy as fuck and resembles chewbacca; a towering Wookiee who is best known as the co-pilot of Han Solo's ship, the Millennium Falcon in the Star Wars films.

ohh duuddee! look at that hairy beast over there! oh shit is that a yamaka? its is! ITS A JEW-BACCA!

by J.Bunda January 9, 2008

jew gold

Jew gold is a term for the small bag of gold that Jews wear around their neck. The purpose of jew gold is to buy heaven from God on Judgement Day. Jews carry two bags around their necks, one for the jew gold, and a decoy bag filled with rocks.

It has been scientifically proven that it is impossible to get a Jew to part with their jew gold.

Me: Give me your jew gold.
Jew: Fuck you, I need it to buy heaven.

by Trinexx April 17, 2007

Jew magic

A common term to describe hacking in games, or any other abnormal activity.

Person A: "That guy was really sus"

Person B: "I think he was using some jew magic"

by Prom3th3an June 28, 2010

Jew box

Synonym for Television. So called because many people claim that virtually all of the MSM (mainstream media) is under Jewish control.

You can't trust anything that comes out of the Jew box.

by Emmanuel bin Goldstein February 4, 2008