Most likely a buff, muscular, masculine young dude that gays refer to as a 'jock.' Likely to have a huge cock. Mostly preferred by gays too ;)
by ANO.NY.MOUS July 26, 2016
Get the gay jock mug.an individual who is somewhat obsessed with sports, but does not beat up the small kids. That would be one of the differences between jock and smart jock.
an individual who gets straight A's to secure his athletic scholarship to college.
an individual who plans to make sports his life's work, but has a back-up plan, like Personal Training, in case he gets a career-ending injury.
an individual who still uses phrases like "ripped" and "hey man, what's up?" but will associate with anyone, not just jocks and cheerleaders.
an individual who recognizes that the smart kids have something to offer: like tutoring in a subject the smart jock may find difficult. In exchange for tutoring, the smart jock will often train the tutor to be big and strong like he is.
an individual who gets straight A's to secure his athletic scholarship to college.
an individual who plans to make sports his life's work, but has a back-up plan, like Personal Training, in case he gets a career-ending injury.
an individual who still uses phrases like "ripped" and "hey man, what's up?" but will associate with anyone, not just jocks and cheerleaders.
an individual who recognizes that the smart kids have something to offer: like tutoring in a subject the smart jock may find difficult. In exchange for tutoring, the smart jock will often train the tutor to be big and strong like he is.
"Wow! You guys are really smart! I can't believe you got 90 in Physics!"
"I told you dude; we're not just jocks; we're smart jocks!"
"I plan to take Sports Management in College, just in case I get a career-ending injury. I love my sport and I want to be a part of it, even when I can't play anymore."
"I never thought you would associate with a skinny runt like me."
"Hey, don't put yourself down dude! In case you didn't notice, I didn't refer to you as a skinny runt, did I?"
"Why would a cool jock like you hang out with a skinny runt like me anyway?"
"I told you not to put yourself down man! I knew that you could help me get my Physics mark up so that I don't lose my athletic scholarship! In exchange for tutoring, I'll help you get big and ripped like I am!"
"I told you dude; we're not just jocks; we're smart jocks!"
"I plan to take Sports Management in College, just in case I get a career-ending injury. I love my sport and I want to be a part of it, even when I can't play anymore."
"I never thought you would associate with a skinny runt like me."
"Hey, don't put yourself down dude! In case you didn't notice, I didn't refer to you as a skinny runt, did I?"
"Why would a cool jock like you hang out with a skinny runt like me anyway?"
"I told you not to put yourself down man! I knew that you could help me get my Physics mark up so that I don't lose my athletic scholarship! In exchange for tutoring, I'll help you get big and ripped like I am!"
by Sean Dupuis July 8, 2006
Get the smart jock mug.1.Refers to when a person is persuing another person with extreme effort, usually because they are attracted to them or have sexual attraction for that person.
2.It can also mean; on someones case about or for something. Bothering them
2.It can also mean; on someones case about or for something. Bothering them
by Trinity Scarf April 2, 2008
Get the on your [jock] mug.This refers to the sex scandal involving members of celtic boys club who are apart of celtic football club. Jock Stein knew about the child abuse going within the boys club, specifically youth coach Jim Torbett who raped players such as Alan Brazil. Jock Stein knew about this however he never went to the police, instead he covered the scandal up.
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by celticbhoylover July 2, 2007
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by ltssknightrider012 May 21, 2010
Get the Dylan Jock mug.In a homosexual relationship, the male on the receiving end during sexual intercourse and who is notably athletic, in good shape and masculine.
"All the guys at the bar were checking out Matt, he plays football and you know how much they go for the bottom jocks."
by Spencer1980 October 17, 2008
Get the Bottom Jock mug.An expression that means "Excuse me, you are involved in matters that concern me, not you, so I would appreciate it if you would give me some space and let me do my thing." Basically when someone says get off my jock they want you to back the hell up and leave them alone because you are being nosey and getting involved in shit that has nothing to do with you. Get off my jock can also be used to ask someone to remove themselves from your penis (jock = penis). If someone is feeling on your dick without your permission, the proper phrase to use would be get off my jock. Another time where the phrase get off my jock would be appropriate is if someone is arguing with you and you prove them wrong you can yell "GET OFF MY JOCK!!!!" to be like "Yeah dumbass you were wrong I was right!!!"
Brendan: Who ya texting?!
Christian: My friend from Oklahoma...
Brendan: Oh cool... What's his name?
Christian: HER name is Chelsea...
Brendan: Oh cool is she hot? Where does she go to school? How did you meet her?
Christian: Brendan, get off my jock... It's none of your damn business
Christian: My friend from Oklahoma...
Brendan: Oh cool... What's his name?
Christian: HER name is Chelsea...
Brendan: Oh cool is she hot? Where does she go to school? How did you meet her?
Christian: Brendan, get off my jock... It's none of your damn business
by christuhferGTL August 17, 2010
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