Jens

Jens is your typical Rich kid, his dad has a lot of money.
Can I get some cash daddy? Ofc you can Jens.
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Jens

A very athletic, witty teenager, who attracts a lot of pretty girls. Jens is intelligent and has never lost a debate his entire life; an absolute gentleman. He doesn't give a crap of what people think about him and is usually really tall, or really short - no in-between. He may seem chill and cool on the outside, but on the inside, he's depressed and has poor mental health. He teases as a way of flirting and rizzes up the gorgeous raven-haired girls. BRO'S GOT W RIZZ FOR REAL.
Oh Jens...Depression is just a phase...
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Jen

or Jennifers are known for their affinity for kicking anybody named Eli or Elijah’s ass. Assimilated by caretakers into the practice of ass-kicking from birth, it is a natural instinct for Jens (kuczynskis jennifis) to gravitate towards ass-kicking exclusively that of the Eli (martinus elijus) species.
Everyone come quick Jen is gonna beat Eli’s ass!!!
by eliasskicker95 November 23, 2021
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Jens

Jens is a man that might seem useless but in fact a Jens holds great power and responsibility, Jens’s harness extreme strength when necessary and are said to have very large testicles which amount to his great power.
“A Jens just defeated a whole kingdom with one single scrotum”
“I just lifted 150kgs I feel like a Jens “
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that is gelato is jen !
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That's a totally Jens
by totallyaperson1234 September 2, 2017
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Jens

BOOM💥! If you meet Jens you will automatically say BOOM. It’s crazy. A jens eats condens.
Person 1: why are you saying BOOM all the time?

Person 2: BOOM!

Person 1: alright. You met Jens.
by honda_legend November 22, 2021
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