jared is a homosexual boy who goes to tim hortons too much and likes to fuck thots in the comfort of his basement to prove he is not in fact gay. He is also a member of the thot patrol and is a major ladies man, which is how he's successful in luring thots into his dungeon. he also plays minecraft lol loser.
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He would dress up like a skater and talk like a skater. Even though he's not white. He is Mexican and care for others who is downed.
He would dress up like a skater and talk like a skater. Even though he's not white. He is Mexican and care for others who is downed.
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