The chair in a band that is reserved for the most talented skin-flute musicians. The green chair musician is unrivaled in his ability to slay that skin flute like Slash can his lead guitar!
by Sir Dinkus June 26, 2019
Get the green chairmug. When the beatles played at Shea Stadium in 1966, the custodial staff complained about the excessive amount of chair juice on the thousands of wooden ballpark seats.
by Joebeardski September 23, 2023
Get the Chair juicemug. 1. "I went to his house to play some smash and he is such a small chair for having 5 cushions on his chair"
2. "Bruh, you're a bloody small chair for thinking catapults are superior than trebuchets"
2. "Bruh, you're a bloody small chair for thinking catapults are superior than trebuchets"
by ErwinHistory December 13, 2019
Get the Small Chairmug. A term used to describe a piece of furniture decrepit and disgusting in nature, slathered with human secretion like ear wax, boogers, and saliva to the point that it must be destroyed.
by Mary Posa July 8, 2021
Get the Jonathan chairmug. by Gaythens June 17, 2018
Get the Chair Fuckermug. When a girl ties you to a chair during sex.
She smiled, grabbed me by the wrist, and pulled me into her dorm room. We made out ferociously for several minutes, running our hands through each other’s bodies. Afterwards, we both stripped naked.
She had me sit in her desk chair, then tied my wrists to each armrest and my ankles to each chair leg with silk ribbons. She straddled me, mounted me, wrapped her arms around my neck, and we both gasped as she lowered herself onto my cock. With her breasts jiggling in front of my face, she bounced up and down as she rode me, smiling at me as she did so. My wrists and ankles involuntarily twitched in pleasure against my restraints.
She smiled, grabbed me by the wrist, and pulled me into her dorm room. We made out ferociously for several minutes, running our hands through each other’s bodies. Afterwards, we both stripped naked.
She had me sit in her desk chair, then tied my wrists to each armrest and my ankles to each chair leg with silk ribbons. She straddled me, mounted me, wrapped her arms around my neck, and we both gasped as she lowered herself onto my cock. With her breasts jiggling in front of my face, she bounced up and down as she rode me, smiling at me as she did so. My wrists and ankles involuntarily twitched in pleasure against my restraints.
We both moaned as we orgasmed simultaneously, her squirting all over my cock and my cock releasing tremendous amounts of cum as I exploded with such force and pressure inside of her. While I was still gathering myself from post-orgasm shock, she got dressed, putting on a pair of shorts and a tank top.
“Well?” I said. “Aren’t you going to untie me?”
“Actually,” she grinned, and my heart skipped a beat, “My roommate should be back in a few minutes. I thought I’d leave you tied up here as a surprise for her.”
“Wait, what?!” I cried out, desperately trying to wriggle my wrists and ankles free of my restraints, but to no avail.
“It’s no use.” she said, laughing. “I tied you up good, you’re not going anywhere”
She leaned down to face me, still grinning. “She doesn’t know, of course. But don’t worry, she’s really hot.”
She then leaned in to whisper in my ear. “And who knows… maybe you’ll get lucky a second time.“
She cupped my face in her hands, kissed me on the lips, then walked out the door, letting it shut behind her.
I was already getting hard at the thought of Round 2 of chair sex.
“Well?” I said. “Aren’t you going to untie me?”
“Actually,” she grinned, and my heart skipped a beat, “My roommate should be back in a few minutes. I thought I’d leave you tied up here as a surprise for her.”
“Wait, what?!” I cried out, desperately trying to wriggle my wrists and ankles free of my restraints, but to no avail.
“It’s no use.” she said, laughing. “I tied you up good, you’re not going anywhere”
She leaned down to face me, still grinning. “She doesn’t know, of course. But don’t worry, she’s really hot.”
She then leaned in to whisper in my ear. “And who knows… maybe you’ll get lucky a second time.“
She cupped my face in her hands, kissed me on the lips, then walked out the door, letting it shut behind her.
I was already getting hard at the thought of Round 2 of chair sex.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys May 20, 2023
Get the Chair sexmug. Occupation where you sit at a desk and do practically nothing all day. It may seem like the easiest job ever, but the person who has the job will never cease to feel like an idiot.
by pshermanwallabyway April 28, 2010
Get the chair lumpmug.