hurricaned

The act of getting black out drunk, destroying any sort of good reputation you have

“I got so hurricaned last night I jumped off the bar like I was Nacho Libre”

by Dollar beers February 15, 2020

Dirty Hurricane

The act of shitting in a washing machine before starting the cycle with a full load of clothes (top loaders only)

"My roommate dumped my wet clothes out of the washing machine and into the dirty laundry hamper before putting their's in, so I gave em' the ol Dirty Hurricane"

by MalkChowder December 19, 2018

Miami Hurricane

The act of receiving oral sex while taking a hit

Oh man last night Tonya gave me a Miami hurricane it was fire.

by Crazy blonde freak November 8, 2021

Mile High Hurricane

When a woman is getting fucked from behind in an airplane bathroom and has the guy put her head in the toilet and flushes at the exact moment of climate to create a dual sensation.

Tommy was really giving it this chick on a cross country flight and he gave her a Mile High Hurricane o solidify their experience.

by Zman15 September 28, 2019

Hurricane Katrina

When a girl names Katrina grapefruits you

I just got a Hurricane Katrina from your mom last night

by Speedfan4life February 22, 2024

hurricane hoarder

Someone who justifies cramming his home full of stuff by saying that it protects his home by weighing it down too much to be blown away in high winds.

Red Green gives humorous lectures about why men like to obtain/save stuff that they never use, but he never mentions the hurricane hoarder as another type of dude who possesses a valid-sounding reason for not re-evaluating. Maybe I should suggest that idea to him.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

Hurricane Beryl

probably the most insane hurricane in recent memory, it took more than 100 kts of wind shear and still went on, making rounds as it was officially announced that this hurricane had CAT 5 winds. this hurricane was, or is, expected to hit the shores of Texas and make landfall after unfortunately hitting the country of Jamaica, killing multiple people in specific towns and areas as it tracked through the Gulf of Mexico. it's both unfortunate, sad, and mind boggling.

July 4 or something...
Holy shit, did you see the news?
Hurricane Beryl just hit Category 5, and is expected to weaken as it makes landfall on the shores of Texas.
And it started on July 1ST?!

by MartianSupremacist July 6, 2024