Heather

Heather is the baby of the world. She is just perfect, tells the truth, and always has adds her friends back on Snapchat. But never do her wrong, once you break her trust she might not be too forgiving. She has a lisp and does the Vaseline challenge. She's the life of the party and loves to make friends on Snapchat. Heather spits saliva when she speaks due to her lisp. (She is a baby after all) If you know a Heather you know her presence is addicting. You always want her around because everything about her is perfect and she smells like perfume (unless she needs her diaper changed). She's definitely innocent and pure. Her eyes gleam under her eyepatch (and get admired) , her nose is kissable, and her smile could lift up a room (she has Vaseline on her lips and even her teeth) and not to mention she's a very special baby girl, a gift from a guardian angel. Heather is a shy but sassy baby. Although Heather often times struggles to see her own worth, hundreds appreciate her everyday. Especially her birthday. They lift up her eyepatch and admire her gleaming eyes. They kiss her nose. And they stroke her sweet, wavy dark blond hair (but the smell when she needs her diaper changed is not so sweet). Never give up on a Heather. She's a baby angel in disguise. Literally. She even has wings.

Heather is the baby of the world.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 26, 2023

Heather

My crush, she sits beside me in rmps, art and computing, the twinkle in her eyes sets my heart on fire, she is too good for me though, i can’t live up to the other person who likes her (my best friend) and i am so sad because she likes him too and he doesn’t know it.

I love heather!

by Dungeon Dicks December 7, 2019

heather Healy

another name for a rat/whore

"Oh shit a Heather Healy!"

by bigppdragonslayer42069 January 7, 2020

Heather

Absolute langer

Me: Would you like to come out next weekend heather ? Heather : “ Ya sure “.

Heather next week doesn’t go out

by Colin O’Dréamus January 10, 2020

Heather

The office lady

Heather told me I had an oil change to do

by Besides 4653 January 31, 2022

Island hopping Heather

A woman who hops or goes from place to place to live. Not a couch surfer though. They take advantage of and live off of someone which is usually a much older man, because they can’t keep a job or get a home of their own. They lead the homeowner on to make them think they have a chance at a relationship but it never happens. Once she’s taken what she needs and they realize what she’s done and call her out she will act as if she’s been abused or taken advantage of to try to make herself look like she’s done no wrong and get sympathy from the next victim.

That girl is nothing but a island hopping Heather, she manipulates and uses these older men !

by Friend of Ms.Mf January 7, 2021

Heather

a heather is a person that you like but hate yet at the same time. she/he is so perfect and everyone likes them, they're good at everything they do, they're smart, they're funny, and last but not least, they're beautiful/handsome. maybe they're not popular, maybe they are. they know how to fix a wrong into a right, and they know sometimes things can't be fixed no matter how hard they try. and if someone calls you one, take it as a compliment!

Jason: dude that new girl is such a Heather!
Ace: I know dude, she totally is! can you believe she's Miguel's girlfriend?!
Jason: she is?
Ace: Yep!

by TheyLuvvCiarra December 11, 2021