Man 1: I shaved recently and I did a good
Job.
Man 2: Did you shave the anti-gooch?
Man 1: the fuck is that
Job.
Man 2: Did you shave the anti-gooch?
Man 1: the fuck is that
by Jhonkie Wanker October 20, 2021

by The School of Codyism July 13, 2021

by goochmaster134 December 31, 2013

A thin layer of smelly, sweaty, cheesy ball butter, that appears on the gooch, occurs when anyone from mexican or sweaty heritage does not shower the space between thei asshole and ballsack. It can be put on enlgish muffins and toast, and is a delicacy in Chineese Restraunts.
Waitress: What would you like to eat today sir?
Customer: I'll take the over easy eggs and toast.
Waitress: Jam or butter on the toast?
Customer: You guys got any Gooch Butter? If so, spread it thick.
Customer: I'll take the over easy eggs and toast.
Waitress: Jam or butter on the toast?
Customer: You guys got any Gooch Butter? If so, spread it thick.
by Fallensk8ter689 January 8, 2009

A sport created in 2006 which involves two teams of 6, with each player equipt with a flaming red hot mace on the end of a chain. The object of the game is to use the mace to scalp the gooch of the players on the opposing team. The winning team are the first to scalp all the gooches off the opposing team.
Often played by gam toeand braggaldhino
Often played by gam toeand braggaldhino
Arghhhh i just got gooched at gooch ball
hey bragg do u want a game of goochball this afternoon
gam toe just got harshly gooched
hey bragg do u want a game of goochball this afternoon
gam toe just got harshly gooched
by adam ford November 5, 2006

by Stevie Mac June 11, 2006

When a female profusely secretes love juices that trickle down between the anal and vaginal cavities forming a concoction of liquids that can be ingested by a male or female. Anal juices may contribute.
Guy 1: Dude, I made Jenny so wet last night!
Guy 2: Did she have some gooch soup?
Guy 1: Yea bro, but it tasted like ass...
Guy 2: Nice
Guy 2: Did she have some gooch soup?
Guy 1: Yea bro, but it tasted like ass...
Guy 2: Nice
by UofIkookachoo October 17, 2011
