Anti-gooch

The opposite side of a gooch. The region between your wasteband and your genitalia.

Man 1: I shaved recently and I did a good
Job.

Man 2: Did you shave the anti-gooch?
Man 1: the fuck is that

by Jhonkie Wanker October 20, 2021

big gooch

its a gooch that is 4 meters long

u have jeans but i still see ur huge gooch. big gooch

by goochmaster134 December 31, 2013

gooch zit

a purple coloured zit located on the space between your ballsack and asshole aka your gooch.

damn mitchy, your gooch zit is lookin a little infected. maybe you should get it checked out?

by sexybella555 January 22, 2019

Gooch Butter

A thin layer of smelly, sweaty, cheesy ball butter, that appears on the gooch, occurs when anyone from mexican or sweaty heritage does not shower the space between thei asshole and ballsack. It can be put on enlgish muffins and toast, and is a delicacy in Chineese Restraunts.

Waitress: What would you like to eat today sir?

Customer: I'll take the over easy eggs and toast.

Waitress: Jam or butter on the toast?

Customer: You guys got any Gooch Butter? If so, spread it thick.

by Fallensk8ter689 January 8, 2009

gooch ball

A sport created in 2006 which involves two teams of 6, with each player equipt with a flaming red hot mace on the end of a chain. The object of the game is to use the mace to scalp the gooch of the players on the opposing team. The winning team are the first to scalp all the gooches off the opposing team.

Often played by gam toeand braggaldhino

Arghhhh i just got gooched at gooch ball

hey bragg do u want a game of goochball this afternoon

gam toe just got harshly gooched

by adam ford November 5, 2006

she-gooch

the space between the bottom of a chick's pussy and her asshole.

some chicks have no she-gooch! It's like their asshole and pussy are just one big hole!

by Stevie Mac June 11, 2006

Gooch Tap

A Gooch Tap is when someone gets a cylinder object and WHAM taps a dude right in the Gooch..Slightly missing the ball area. This can cause a sharpening pain.. BEWARE THE GOOCH TAP

My cousin tapped me in the gooch with a flashlight and loudly screamed, GOOCH TAP BITCH!

I walked past this hot bitch and she tapped my goocch

by Billiam Molnar January 22, 2005