Mexican Golf Clap

In a Golf Foursome, one player is teeing off and the three other players go behind the tee-box and pull down there pants to moon, while smacking there ass with hands creating a clap after the player has hit the ball. The unsuspecting player turns around thinking it's an applause to only see butt cheeks mooning him/her.

My friend was driving from the tee-box while three others were performing a Mexican Golf Clap.

by mhawke69 August 26, 2015

2005 golf

A car driven by only the most intelligent, upstanding citizens. Must be wine red. Most are bought by the driver's mothers who also pay for their insurance, motor tax etc.

"Ah did you see that fella driving around in the 2005 Golf?"

"Heard his mammy bought it for him."

by Golf_luver November 19, 2016

shit golf

Shit golf is the opposite of good golf. Hacking up a round of golf with numerous triple bogeys and 5 putts. A day of shit golf usually includes most of the following:

-shanks
-slices
-duffs
-tops
-hooks
-yips
- B.A.C of 3.0 or higher

A score of 87 on the front 9 is just shit golf.

by Beaky buzzard December 30, 2015

golf

a sport that goes for along time

it takes 9 hours to play golf

by piggy 12345 July 3, 2019

Go golf yourself

Jump in a hole.

Golf ? Go golf yourself !

by Easyphaee July 3, 2019

Sandhills mailbox golf

One of the reasons the sandhills is a great place to live, since sandhills golf is more interesting than city mailbox sports, as long as the mailbox stays open while you're on the hole.

The closest mailbox will usually be a par 11 or higher, so you can play sandhills mailbox golf all day long if you're playing 18 holes.

by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019

Golf stick

Another word used for a golf stick, completely acceptable to use instead of calling it a club. Because who the hell cares, they are the same thing, and a hockey stick is a stick not a club so a golf club can be called a god damn golf stick too.

Hey man pass me that “golf stick”.

by STFUIYKYK May 12, 2019