Blow a Goat

An ode to Beastiality sung to the popular childrens' tune "Row, row, row your boat"

"Blow, blow, blow a goat,
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an orangutan
Horny at the zoo!"

See also Fuck a Duck

by Akedos November 7, 2008

Goat Rope

When good intentions go bad, messily.

History: From LCDR Charles Breen, USN, who tried to untangle a goat's rope, only to be bitten by said goat, then to deck same goat, Mongo style, right as busload of tourists rounded the bend in time to think he was beating the crap out of a goat for no reason. This definition dates back to at least 1988.

Man, this is the last time I help you move, what a goat rope.

by KnumbKnuts May 19, 2005

Cum goat

one who comes, or sperms like a wild goat. massive ejaculation. when coming like a wild goat, one usually kicks his leg and punches his load carelessly. seizure like effects may occur

"I was manning Stacy's turret when i yanked it out of her swank and shot her in the face like a Cum goat. I totally gave her a black eye."

by gianni October 16, 2004

shaky goat

Someone who has blonde facial hair and should shave and shakes from smoking too much weed

person 1 'oh my god did you see how much he was shaking in that test today?'
person 2 'Yes! He's such a shaky goat'

by 8-| January 7, 2009

Goat Dad

a man who is effortlessly the greatest of all time. he takes care of his friends and treats them like family.

Keswa is beyond being a cool kid. that guy is a goat dad

by Goat_Keswa June 11, 2018

The Malawian Goat

When you are taking a girl from behind, stand on her calves like a goat who is standing on any steep surface and shout very loud and sexy goat noises in her ear.

Her: "Babe, I still can't walk".
Him:" Guess we shouldn't have done the Malawian goat last week".

by ReliantRobin February 1, 2021

Goat Whore

A female that is a worthless whore and who's freedoms and rights, is less than or equal to that of a goat.

Get down and suck my cock, you Goat Whore.

by TheRapistIsHere June 26, 2012