Gary Ewing

The middle and misplaced Ewing son from the shows "Dallas" and "Knots Landing". Gary was artistically inclined and favored by his mother Miss Ellie while being bullied by older brother J.R. and disowned by father Jock. Gary ended up running away a few times from his home and his wife Valeen before finally settling down @ Knots Landing with the help of his brother Bobby and Miss Ellie. Gary rarely returned to Dallas on account of J.R. and his new troubles @ Knots Landing.

"Gary never fit in on "Dallas" but blossomed on "Knots Landing" with Valeen.

by Chris Ewing July 29, 2005

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doing the gary

when u "do the gary" on someone, its means that u r trying to chat them up, usually when u r chatting someone up out of ur league

"check out that guy do the gary on that chick!"

by nick April 24, 2004

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Gary Cherone

Lead singer of the great 80's band called Extreme. Extreme eventually broke up ,Cherone replaced Sammy Hagar and brought on the death of Van Halen

I'd rather listen to that Van Hagar shit than Gary Cherone

by frat January 03, 2005

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moist Gary

A complete joke of a human. One who has a I.Q. just north of 25.More than likely this person was inbred.This person often shits themselves in public, but not out of lack of self control, but because they are sick and enjoy the feeling and the stench. Always have bad hygeine.

Jesus look at that retarded homeless man in the gutter he's such a moist Gary.

by Jesse December 01, 2003

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