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fortnite

a game for virgins and fags that came out in 2018. this fake ass cartoony bullshit is played by millions who don’t care about social life whatsoever
guy: dude get this, so i was playing fortnite and-
guy 2: i don’t give a fuck about your virgin ass life shut the hell up pussy
by capt__concussion69 July 19, 2018
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Fortnite

A stupid but very addicting game. It is already beginning to die down so nobody PLAYS IT with me at least :(
Guy 1:Hey dude wanna play some Fortnite?

Guy 2:No it's wayyyy toooo dead.

Guy 3:WAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(
by ClumsyGril November 6, 2018
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Fortnite

The modern bubonic plague, it spreads everywhere and it is impossible to ignore or escape
by F1NN5EST May 30, 2019
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fortnite

The video game all 8-year-olds freak out about while dancing with the retarded fortnite dance moves.
Lil Jonny:" DO YOU PLAY FORNITE!?"
Lil Max: "yea, I bet I have more victory royals than you"
Lil Jonny:" YOU LITTLE idiot, add me on fortnite and 1v1 me, I'm better than you noobie!!"

Lil Max: "ok than dumbo"
*kid screams across room*
unknown kid:" I HAVE GALAXY SKIN HAHA LOSERS"
Lil Max and Jonny whisper:" dumbass"
by IsabellAHHH February 23, 2019
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Fortnite

A game hated on by Elitist Graphics Whores, Minecraft Fanbabies, Neckbearded Pony Humpers, and Basement Dwelling Redditors who don't know what a different opinion is.

I personally enjoy this game. And I'm sick and tired of people trying to inflate their ego by jumping on the Fortnite hate bandwagon.
Those same people go too far and bash people who like it, as well as send death threats to them. And if you are sending death threats towards someone for liking a popular thing, You're obviously a psychopathic douchebag/troll. Let people enjoy what they want. Reddit, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND SUCK A DICK!!!
Me: Let's go and play some Fortnite.

Brother: Hell Yeah!!!

Some Reddit Elitist Douchebag: YoU ShOuLdN't PlAY FoRtNiTe BeCaUsE It'S FoR BaBiEs!!!

Me and my bro: Ok graphics whore. Go fornicate with your graphics card while we go and have fun with some 3rd person action.

Redditor: (Goes Ballistic And Tries To Kill Us Because We Insulted Him)

Me: (Pulls Out $19 Fortnite Card) THE POWER OF FORTNITE COMPELS YOU!!!

Redditor: AAAAUGH!!! I'M MELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!!

Me: Don't worry bro. We're safe from that psychopathic douchebag.
by Cynical Man April 28, 2021
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Fortnite

Fat ass 9 ur olds that think fortnite is the new future dat every 6th grader talks about.
Wanan playeee fortnite?
by Succmaicock July 3, 2019
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Fortnite

kid 1: wanna play fortnite
kid 2: okay but watch out I’ll kick ur ass
by urhandstink January 21, 2019
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