by Loomie-YT December 15, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. by IamBob1 October 29, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. A fortnite was a deadly bomb used in 1967 in the Russian war, it is deadly because the gas that emits from it smells like shit.
*Air raid siren*
Phil: What the fuck is happening?
Jaden: Oh shit! it looks like there's a Fortnite coming down!!
Special Ops: EVERYONE GET THE FUCK DOWN THERE'S A FORTNITE DROPPING!!
Phil: What the fuck is happening?
Jaden: Oh shit! it looks like there's a Fortnite coming down!!
Special Ops: EVERYONE GET THE FUCK DOWN THERE'S A FORTNITE DROPPING!!
by OfficialJadrn January 22, 2021
Get the Fortnitemug. There are many definitions for Fortnite, but don’t believe them all. The actual definition of Fortnite, however, is simple.
A cancerous game for cancerous kids/dumbasses. There is no other game one will fing with a shittier community than this worthless game. Filled to the brim with screechy teens, dumbass teens, and all around good-for-nothing’s, Fortnite makes a rather large profit off the stupidity it generates.
Now, a word of warning: don’t EVER try it. There’s something to the game that makes it more addicting than snorting coke off a clown’s boner. Science can’t even explain it.
Second, keep your credit cards on you at ALL times. If you find it missing, best thr shit out of whomever plays Fortnite, for they WILL have it.
Lastly. If anyone tries to talk about it, give them a firm stare, and kindly ask “Do you want to get your ass handed to you?” This is a wonderful deterrent, and has been proven to stop 93.58% of starting Fortnite conversations.
Oh, I also forgot. Don’t play Battle Royals games, in general...
A cancerous game for cancerous kids/dumbasses. There is no other game one will fing with a shittier community than this worthless game. Filled to the brim with screechy teens, dumbass teens, and all around good-for-nothing’s, Fortnite makes a rather large profit off the stupidity it generates.
Now, a word of warning: don’t EVER try it. There’s something to the game that makes it more addicting than snorting coke off a clown’s boner. Science can’t even explain it.
Second, keep your credit cards on you at ALL times. If you find it missing, best thr shit out of whomever plays Fortnite, for they WILL have it.
Lastly. If anyone tries to talk about it, give them a firm stare, and kindly ask “Do you want to get your ass handed to you?” This is a wonderful deterrent, and has been proven to stop 93.58% of starting Fortnite conversations.
Oh, I also forgot. Don’t play Battle Royals games, in general...
News Caster: “We are at the scene of a mass shooting, here tonight. We have a survivor here who saw everything. What did you see?”
Survivor: “Oh God, someone brought up Fortnite, and the shooter just pulled out his gun and... and...”
EMT: “It’s alright, it’s alright. That’s all he wanted to know.”
News Caster: “Back to you, John.”
Survivor: “Oh God, someone brought up Fortnite, and the shooter just pulled out his gun and... and...”
EMT: “It’s alright, it’s alright. That’s all he wanted to know.”
News Caster: “Back to you, John.”
by TragedyIsMeFallingDownAManHole June 12, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. Another word for cancer.
by BluePikachuthecheeseisreal May 5, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. A game commonly played by high school males all a cross the world those males are almost most commonly known as virgins
by 42069XD July 3, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. by TheMemeSniper December 26, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug.