friends

The only people what speak the same dialect of idiotish as you do, and have the right to bust into your house without asking.

Mom: "Why were you in detention? "
Me: "Oh, me and my friends took this person's sandwich in English class and threw it across the room while screaming yolo."
Mom: "Uh-"

Me: "There was an evil pickle across the room, and we had to save all of our classmates! Jimmy threw the sandwich. He died a soldier's death."

by Captain Lieutenant November 29, 2015

Friends

Something I don’t have

“Hey!! Do you have friends??”
“....noooyesss...no.”

by Friends?? August 28, 2019

Friends

The one thing that you'll never have.

"What are 'Friends?' Is that a new DLC?"

by TheRealistOfThisFineWorld June 28, 2016

friend

- (n) a defense when someone asks if you like them

-a friendzoning weapon

Do you like Theresa?
Nah b, thas my friend

by thats facts b November 23, 2016

Friends

Something that YOU don't have. :)

YOU
YOU
and...

YOU

Friends...

by Aerial Pig July 29, 2019

friends

Liars who make you feel better, then degrade you like you're shit

Hey, meet my new awesome friends. Oh wait, then just trashed my car.

by the realist who knows shit December 27, 2015

Friends

A term described to random people or just people you know

I'm gonna hang out with my friends now, mom!

by Dino1109 March 27, 2015