wet breakfast

Usually muesli or cereal served in a bowl with milk or some appropriate substitute.

No toast for me thank you, I fancy a wet breakfast this morning.

by erkod March 05, 2017

Eagle's Breakfast

A shit and a look around.

Camper 1 (in tent): "Phil, you up?"

Camper 2 (outside tent): "Yup. Having an eagle's breakfast."

by greenycrimson March 10, 2013

manhattan breakfast

The act of putting on a hat immediately after waking up

Dan: Jesus Christ John! Put some ducking clothes on!

John: Sorry dude, Manhattan breakfast.

by JayDubbayoo February 10, 2016

Burmese Breakfast

The act of doing a handstand, while your partner cracks an egg in your ass/crotch region, and eats.

Noun; I got plastered last night and ended up doing the Burmese Breakfast with my roommate.

Verb; I am going to Burmese Breakfast the shit out of you.

by SodyCommers October 15, 2013

Greek Breakfast

When 11 internet friends gather in Athens and mix in each others junk juice in a rooftop hot tub

Hey Faye! Did you wash off your Greek Breakfast from last night?

by Faye the Woz Nee AK47 June 02, 2017

Columbian breakfast

Cocain served as a substitute for breakfast, in bed.

A women is surprised by her loving sugar daddy with Columbian Breakfast in bed. In what content was the breakfast served on you ask? a mirror. And the utensils? A razzor blade.

by Plude Gist October 24, 2009

midnight breakfast

to eat any type of breakfast food out of the asshole of your partner while they sleep

"I was bored, so I took the liberty of ordering a midnight breakfast from Susan in bed last night."

by Greg T. T. December 21, 2007