A kid who only plays Roblox and Minecraft. Only listens to Eminem. Thinks he's cool but in reality, his mom is begging him to leave.
by Corduim April 12, 2022
Get the Elijahmug. Elijah sucks fat cock, is gay , and is a male prostitute. He gets a fat boner when he looks at guys and fucks homeless guys.
by Jake Rio Hernandez November 15, 2019
Get the Elijahmug. he's a sweet boy that you could entrust anything about yourself to. he's the most supportive, caring, loving, understanding, amazing person you could ever meet. don't let first impressions fool you, because he'd possibly quickly become the most treasured person in your life. he replies slow sometimes, but mainly has really quick replies, and how much you love him will make up for it anyways. he's never ashamed or embarrassed to be close with you, and he won't let others affect you. he's always considerate and defensive, and 'bros over hoes' is practically non-existent in his eyes. he's also really intelligent and a great critical thinker and teammate. he's hardworking, respectful, and always strives to become a better version of himself everyday. his support is truly incomparable. he's a green flag in every possible way, and you're going to be so glad you met him. a stranger, to your favorite person on earth<3
by andreaaa_ June 23, 2023
Get the elijahmug. by D1ngus The Duck Lover April 29, 2022
Get the Elijahmug. 
the most beautiful, smart, heartfelt, and caring girl in the world but will constantly deny it. shes very athletic and most likely better than you at anything you thought you were good at. she’s shy at first but ends up being very outgoing and lovable once you get to know her. she has the most beautiful smile in the world to match those rosy cheeks when she blushes. has some anger issues but most of it ends up being because she’s trying to protect her, her friends, or her bf. she can get a little jealous but thats only because she doesn’t want to lose who she has. which is pointless because the way her personality shines likes a star makes her significant other already wrapped around her finger and in love. she’ll put a lock on your heart that’s unbreakable and wont ever unlock it but you won’t mind that feeling, in fact it’ll make you wanna put a lock on that lock so she can’t get it off. you’ll fall in love with everything about her, her laugh, her smile, her personality, hell even her sneezes. the perfect person to love you unconditionally and be the best wife on the face of the earth. overall just one of the best girls in the world and once you see that, you’ll never forget it.
“can you believe they let a girl on the football team? especially as our quarterback!”
“ya thats Elijah, shes got a better arm than any of us. I don’t blame them.”
“ya thats Elijah, shes got a better arm than any of us. I don’t blame them.”
by Spyro1k November 10, 2021
Get the Elijahmug. Smegga handsome, but also the biggest mamook on the cross country team. He enjoys fortnite, rocket league, beat saber, osu!
by anonymous November 13, 2021
Get the Elijahmug.