A devil apple is an apple that has rained terror on lunch tables around the world. No one knows who created the first devil apple, but one things for certain, a devil apple is an apple that someone takes a bite out of and throws it down a lunch table. No one wants to touch it 1. Because that dude took a friggin bite out of an apple and 2. Because that apples one goal in life is to posses all the humans on earth. And it does this for one reason, so it can turn all humans into slaves of its devil apple orchards. However, dont be fooled by thinking your safe with broccoli. If the brocoli has been bitten out of once and left alone, their is almost a 99.99 percent chance it has a devil apple strain in it. This goes for all other fruits as well. But their is hope! By throwing a devil apple in a trash can you can kill its demonic spirit.
2 normal people sitting at a lunch table eating, as an apple with a bite out of it rolls their way. "OH CRUD DEVIL APPLE!" "FIND A TRASH CAN QUICK!!!!"
by Whos dat lady April 10, 2013
Get the Devil Applemug. by DJPJ291 September 20, 2020
Get the Devils toothpastemug. The remainder of the ziplock baggie after you cuts the lower two corners off to make drug carrying bags.
We got us an 8 ball and need to split this shit up . . . get us a ziplock and make some devil's panties!
by 1280 W-Peachtree November 29, 2011
Get the Devil's pantiesmug. by Sexydimma July 1, 2022
Get the A devil's bargainmug. by Fil the Swill January 24, 2003
Get the devils treaclemug. by shite_hawk November 3, 2010
Get the Devil's Moustachemug. Just adopt a baby bro. You don’t want to go through with IVF (In vitro fertilization), that shit is devil science.
by Senzuberry May 22, 2023
Get the Devil Sciencemug.