dakota

A guy who always wants a blowjob from his girlfriend while her dad is in the other room watching football

Dakota always wants the same thing

by limpdick69 January 9, 2022

dakota bunch

dakota is a very musical person. he is really good at the guitar and is into rock dakota usullay has a bestfriend who will normally be a girl. girls will normally be jeal·ous of her and dakotas relationship. dakota is normaly down and has alot of dislike for people ...... or all of humanity except for one or two people the girl bestfrind and his mom.

oh look there is dakota's bestfrend who is she talking to

random kid.... hes talking about her...
dakota bunch whats up..
3rd person.. lets go away he will pull up strapped

by marliee edmonsom October 30, 2019

Dakota

That guy/girl who helps you all the time.Likes to party and have a good time.Don't make them mad they can fight.

Dude 1: Did you see the fight between Dakota and the teacher?
Dude 2: Yeah the teacher had a black eye and a broken nose.

by Turn on your mom October 27, 2019

Dakota moment

When you rage so hard that you throw 2 chairs at people in class.

Jodie: WATCH OUT SHES HAVING A DAKOTA MOMENT!!!!

by Whatsaymyusername September 8, 2022

Dakota stove

When two people press their asses together and fart

"Aw man, those tacos are messing me up. Hey Kevin, come over here and make a Dakota Stove with me!"

by DwarvenPornstar June 8, 2023

Pulling a South Dakota

When you do something and your intended outcome is disappointing. Related to a South Dakota sausage fest.

I had a party and no girls showed up. That is really pulling a South Dakota.

The guy we arrested turned out to be an undercover cop. We sure pulled a South Dakota.

by Dragon 86 September 27, 2021

Dakota

A short guy with lots of qualities, however, his shortness outweighs his qualities. A shy little guy who is always friend zoned.

Person 1: “Wow he’s totally a Dakota..”

Person 2: “he’s.. super short, like.. more than us.”

Person 1: “If only he was 6’2.”

by MachineW0rks May 30, 2023