Donut stacking

The act of going to a store and stacking as many donuts as you can on your penis and fucking it til you bust everywhere and putting them back.

When me and my homies are bored we go to
QD and donut stacking everywhere.

by Donut bandit November 6, 2024

donut (on siege)

it’s when you go 10-5-3 on siege (not a real donut)

jon you fucking stink and dropped a donut (on siege) bro

by jon is washed at R6 December 8, 2024

Donut swap

When two police cars park side-by-side in opposite directions with their windows down so they can talk.

I totally thought those cops were going to pull me over, but luckily they were just having a donut swap.

by Mackguyver January 9, 2025

Donut Discount

The act of aggressively negotiating a lower price despite being fully able (and willing) to pay full price — purely for the thrill of the deal.

Synonyms: deal gremlin, bargain flex, coupon warrior, The Nickel Squeeze, Deal Dopamine

The neighbor girl only charging $1 for lemonade, but I talked her down to .25 and went full Donut Discount — just to unlock a NEW Achievement: Tiny Tyrant & Lemonade Legend

Usage note: Not about saving money — it’s about winning and mastering your ability.

by Jagreasey February 15, 2026

donut waddle

Describes the walk of a police officer that has had too many donuts

Referencing the poloce officer going in Walmart. "Looks like he has had too many donuts. Look at his donut waddle."

by anonymous March 19, 2025

donut waddle

Describes the walk of a police officer that has had too many donuts

Referencing the poloce officer going in Walmart. "Looks like he has had too many donuts. Look at his donut waddle."

by anonymous March 19, 2025

Donut Peg

1) An erect penis that can penetrate the anus deep enough to extract multiple sections of fecal matter, one on top of the other with evenly spaced rings of feces surrounding the circumference of the shaft.

2) A wooden dowel with multiple donuts on it

"After powering down this burrito and Thai food with a Dirty Wookie chaser my boyfriend will surely finish with Donut Peg tonight"

"Good morning, sir. My hands are full. Can you slide that Donut Peg to my mouth?"

by MarNavSickPig May 24, 2025