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Fanta Claus is Comin'

Fanta Claus is Comin' is a parody of 'Fanta Claus is Coming to Twon' the prequel to 'Rudoplh the Reindeer' spoof 'Rudoph the 5 legged reindeer' by Most Offensive Videos on the net. Banned on several sites. The online sto motion movie tells the twisted story of young Fanta who leave Saphire, his mammy, to bring Kwanzaa snow from Shizzerville. Unfortunately he turns into a series of misfit sickos and spurts jizz onto each one, including a schoolteacher, Knee High, (who teaches trainables), Brair Sharecropper, who teaches him the meaning of Kwanzaa, and several others. Narrated by Special Delivery Spooger, the most twisted postman ever. Banned from YouTube after release in 2008. Sickest animation ever.
Peter: Fanta Claus is Comin' was so sick that Ned practically threw up watching it. Everyone was jerking off out fake cum and it looked like hand soap, and there was a violent castration, and a black Sasquatch fucked a chick to death, literally.

Nate: Awesome. I will have to watch it.
by freakfrakky22 June 19, 2011
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Cuminal

Refers to a sluty girls poontang. She sleeps around and usually is cummed in alot and therefore is like a urinal for cum instead of piss.
Calum: Did you see that girl.
Gary: Yer just looking at her shes a cuminal
Calum: Dirty whore, I wouldnt donkey punch toboggan her
by LaurenceLaurence February 27, 2009
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cuminitis

An eye irritation caused by the presence of semen in one’s eye. Usually comes with redness, pain, and swelling on the eyelid.
“He came on my face last night, now I have cuminitis...”

That sucks. Here, put this eye drop on this.”
by TheFarEast February 2, 2021
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culinography

A cross of 'culinary' and 'pornography,' television advertisements showing close-ups of delicious food items, causing sudden cravings, euphoria, and salivation.
I was watching my favorite show and didn't even know I was hungry until some culinography appeared on the screen.
by missELAINEous June 17, 2009
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coming up the rear

When you ejaculate during anal and you pull out then drag your penis all the way up your partners ass
by Comin up-that rear July 21, 2016
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Ice cubin

To be chilled and awesome at the same time. A noun also can be used as a adjective and a verb.

Also a cooling object used in water.
by IndyBlakester June 26, 2008
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national cum in girlfriend day

on the 11th day of any month you can cum in your girlfriend
“ayo bro it’s the 11th today, that means it’s national cum in girlfriend day
“that’s sick i’m going to do it now
by anonymous lmaoaoa May 1, 2021
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