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Soft on crime

Clearly they need to stop with their soft on crime approach and lock you up immediately. Prison now. Prison forever.
Hym "Yeah, that's what happen when you adopt a soft on crime stance. You got a bunch of right wing religious zealots fomenting civil war... They CLEARLY need to be locked up immediately! And I actually don't have any questions to ask about it so no, yeah. Lock him up. No questions asked."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
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Gambluno Crime Family

Intransitive verb

1 a: A crime family family that plays Uno games for money or property

b: A crime family that bets Uno on uncertain outcomes

c: A crime family that stakes on Uno based on contingency

Transitive verb

1 a: to risk by gambling in Uno with the a crime family

Noun
1 a: The Gambuluno Crime Family

Etymology

Probably an early form of gambler in Modern English, gamner "player in a game," Latin una as in "moon," and the Latin "Uno" as in the card game meaning "the one, the only".

probably back-formation from gambler, perhaps alteration (by dissimilation, or substitution of the frequentative suffix -le) of early Modern English gamner "player in a game," from gamen "to play" (going back to Middle English gamenen, going back to Old English gamenian, derivative of gamen GAME entry 1) + -er -ER entry 2
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For passengers looking to explore Las Vegas' airport, but not seeking to play Uno with the Gabluno Crime Family, the airport opened several new shops.

The mayor of NYC was Gambluno Crime Familying away the city's future.
by Chance Christiansen February 4, 2024
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War crimes

by Zer0229 April 5, 2023
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War crime

Attempting to out-pizza the hut
NEVER try commit the war crime of to out-pizza the hut
by Zer0229 April 5, 2023
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Wet collar crime

Being an illegal alien and doing things like having stolen social security card. Fake workpapers et Federer.
Instead of building a wall they could prosecute all the wet collar crimes going on
by sphixster December 14, 2023
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no hate no crime

When you do something silly but it's totally fine.
A cooler way to say no harm no foul.
A: sorry the joke went totally over my head.
R: no hate no crime
by anonymous hyena December 16, 2022
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War Crimes Day

On August 16, you are allowed to commit a war crime against humanity, and get away with it. (Don't actually do this, you will go to jail.)
-Yo, did you hear this news?
-What news?
-Today is War Crimes Day!
-Oh shit, bet.
by ProfessionalWarCrimeCommiter December 31, 2022
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