Corporate Communism

A misleading buzz word that literally just means Crony Capitalism.

Stop using the term Corporate Communism... it's Crony Capitalism.

by Dingus McClure February 24, 2020

Corporate Action

Partaking in sexual activity while at work.

"The boss was out of town so I used his office to get some Corporate Action from his secretary"

by tourettesguyrules October 17, 2008

Corporatation

The conditioning of a people into seeing themselves as financial units of corporations rather than citizenry

The redefining of the citizen as 'stakeholder' has resulted in greater corporatation of the people.

by sageistor March 24, 2011

corporate travel consultant

if you don't know what this means, its because its a fancy way of describing a travel agent.

Basically, if you aren't the brightest bulb in the box, you might need to hire one of these experienced professionals.

Otherwise theres always a computer.

Person A: " The easy-jet website confuses me"

Person B: " maybe you should hire a corporate travel consultant"

Person A: " Whats that...? Ohh, you mean a travel Agent?"

Person B: " Yes that's right, i can recommend you one in fact, Ealing common has the best deals and the cheapest service"

Person A: " isn't it just a bit excessive paying someone to do this for you?"

Person B: "Not really, its only like asking someone to wipe your arse and then paying them for it"

by ganga child October 24, 2012

corporatesophere

The corporate world, comprising people who work in corporations.

Running my own business is a great improvement to working in the corporatesophere

by AlanAlanAlan November 24, 2013

Corporate Tai Chi

Upper management's technique of avoiding answering questions about anything.

I asked Joe if I'll ever get that raise I asked for and all I got was a lot of Corporate Tai Chi about how much I'm appreciated but sales are down and the budget's a problem and all that crap...

by Stesio December 27, 2013

Corporate Pain in Love

Corporate pain in love is a management term related to stylish companies. It is a condition in which a sexy intern falls for dynamic boss. Out of love the male boss keeps promoting the girl, but due to decency never courts her. The intern feels neglected, and lonely. But when she leaves the company for cushy job in another company, the boss feels hurt and neglected.

Dimple was corporate pain in love for Human Resource Head, when she joined Infopro.

by Vishnu Ganrau Kartik October 20, 2016